hamster

small furry thing that dances.

the hamster danced all night.

by N¦ck December 24, 2003

hampster

The incorrect pronounciation of 'hamster'. Annoying as hell.

'Wanna play with the hampster? Supposebly I ain't goin' to school, and that.'

by noelle October 14, 2003

Satanic Hamster

One with way too much time on their hands; see too much free time

That Satanic Hamster, is there a thread he isn't in?

by Joe Notaman March 9, 2005

Hamsterjelly

The offspring of a hamster and a jellyfish who mate. Hamsters and jellyfish have been known to mate quite often in the wild. These creations have been brought to wide recognition thanks to That Guy With the Glasses.

My hamster found a jellyfish, now I have all these damn hamsterjellys

I just love saying hamsterjelly

by Lord of the Penguins March 2, 2009

hampster cannon

Occurs when anal sex is being performed and the recieving mate farts

Oh God That Hampster Cannon is Horrible !!!

by Adonis Rosalle May 20, 2005

hampsterdam

(In HBO's The Wire) The area where all drug trafficking was pushed, by police, to clear up the rest of Baltimore's corners. It was an area filled with vacants.

Bubbles sold his whiteys in Hampsterdam until they shut the place down

by Molson December 24, 2006

hamsterpants

When someone only passingly familiar with modern English and the word "happenstance" is presented with a situation that is so coincidental, it's as if a higher power has ordained that it should be so.

When a juror finds a perfectly organic way to reference the movie "So I Married An Axe Murderer" during sequestering, and then it turns out he has a portable dvd player and copy of the movie under the table. Juror #1: "This opportunity is way to hamsterpants to pass up."

by Juror #1 March 25, 2009