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Hammering Nails

When someone is falling asleep in a sitting position then wake up as their head leans down (repeatedly), resulting in a hammering motion.
guy 1:Look at Craig Hammering nails over there!

guy 2: I don't blame him this class is a total snooze fest
by LynchMaster69 November 8, 2018
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Hammerpunching

Mia was fighting dirty by HAMMERPUNCHING Kitty until she lost consciousness.
by Paperkitty September 1, 2005
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hammerdong

Being well endowed in the ding dong section. A big swinger in the pants. A big penis.
The only reason she cheated on you brah was because he knew how to work his hammerdong.
by bigdylsky November 7, 2010
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hammered

by Risky July 19, 2003
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flatter than hammered shit

Can't get any worse.
I've fucked my life up flatter than hammered shit.
by smedley pond June 14, 2010
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Chelsea hammered

To get extraordinarily wasted followed by a weekend of severe regret...commonly results in overall incoherency, brief skankyness before a quick emotional breakdown.
by Chelsea hammered June 29, 2015
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jan hammering

To play the 1980s synthesizer piece "Crockett's Theme" by Jan Hammer provocatively to pedestrians from a moving vehicle.
Hey Barry, we should totally go out jan hammering.
by E W Cooke April 10, 2010
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