hamburger in the back pocket

Euphemism used in reference to someone who is really, really, fat. Comes from the fact that fat people like cheeseburgers/hamburgers and might/would like to have one in their back pocket for eating at any time.

She used to be cute in highschool, but I heard she has a hamburger in her back pocket now.

The man with a hamburger in his back pocket ordered the buffet.

If you keep eating those chips, you're gonna end up with a hamburger in your back pocket!

A hamburger in the back pocket is the number one killer of Americans

by dontbesilly72 December 25, 2009

hamburger parents

Hamburger parents. Parents that give in to all of the demands of their li'l precious ones and then wonder WTF happened? Clueless and run thru their "loving" kids' own peresonal parent shredders, they continue to drift aimlessly thru parenthood lost in the daily grind. Result: hamburger parents.

Hey Fred, "Look at those rude kids."
"Yup." "They were brought up by their hamburger parents."

by jethrojones August 9, 2012

Hamburglar

Someone that steals your hamburger(s)

Hamburglar: "Give me all your hamburgers"
Peasant: "No way"

by Harm1 July 7, 2011

hamdan

Perfection. Perfect in every possible aspect.

Hamdan is a great son, brother, husband and obeyer.

He is obedient to his lord and perfect at carrying out his duties.

Absolutely handsome and good looking, very attractive.

Amazing athelete.

Generous and the best kind of being you will find in the world.

Damn, look at hamdan. He's absolutely perfect

by hamshif September 3, 2018

Hamburgle

Verb; the act designated to the theft or larceny of a hamburger, cheeseburger, or burger derivative.

Past Tense: Hamburgled

Some sneaky fiend has hamburgled my Junior Bacon Chee.!

by Kurt Yaeger May 11, 2006

Hamburgertime

A replacement word for death.

No more Hamburgertime.

by Zaron November 25, 2009

1996 McDonalds Hamburger

A 1996 McDonalds burger was photographed after 12 years. The blogger shared the image ( the burger looked exactly like it did the day she bought it ) The post went absolutely viral.

1996 McDonalds Hamburger = Viral Post

by 1996 McDonalds Hamburger December 3, 2011