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Hamlet

Omelet with ham
Good morning, Ill take a hamlet with some OJ.
by Bdiddy00 July 14, 2011
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hamlet

1. Shakespeare's famous play. Later dumbed down to Disney's The Lion King.

2. Main character in Shakespeare's famous (infamous?) play by the same name. Total whiny, self-centered jerk. Seriously. I'm not kidding. See also emo and whiny crybaby.
1. CAUTION! SPOILERS AHEAD!
"We saw the high school's production of Hamlet this weekend."
"I've heard of that. What's it about?"
"It's about a prince named Hamlet who returns to his kingdom to find that his father, the king, was murdered by his evil uncle. The uncle then married Hamlet's mother to inherit the throne. In the end, Hamlet and the uncle battle to the death---"
"Hey, I've seen that! Were they all lions?"
"...."
SPOILERS END HERE

2. "My name is Hamlet and my life sucks. Maybe I should kill myself. But then again, maybe not. I dunno. Should I? Should I not? Eeny meeny miney mo...."
by SpecialKRJ March 27, 2007
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Hamlet haircut

Hey! Did you see his hamlet haircut? Shits got everyone fucked up today. He should be trying out for a Shakespeare play instead of coming to work like that.
by Haircutpolice May 30, 2015
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hamlet

*walks into the wrong classroom* "hamlet"
by gingerthebigdaddy January 30, 2017
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Hamletitus

A stress level of great height found prominently in students studying the William Shakespeare play "Hamlet". Medicine for this illness can be resolved with 15 minute breaks, caffeine (high dosage), and masturbation. To learn more, speak to your doctor.
"Hey Jerry!"
"What? What the fuck do you want? I'm writing a paper on the play 'Hamlet'!"
"Man, you must have Hamletitus. Masturbate, man.
by Rvbb3rDvck December 23, 2016
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homblette

Amazing, beautiful, the best you will ever meet.
The homblette girls don't spit they swallow..
by Beast mode and half March 18, 2021
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Himblet

A mix of himbo and manlet.

A grown man that exhibits the kind, beefy and stupid attributes of a himbo, but is shorter than average (preferably 5'4" or shorter).
Person 1 - "Hey! Have you played Breath of The Wild?"
Person 2 - "Oh yeah! The game's great! Link is quite the himblet!"
by ItchyBumKazuga September 19, 2021
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