by EVH February 22, 2005
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by Sanitykiller June 17, 2009
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EVERYTHING WITH ROTH ON IT FUCKING ROCKS!
EXPAND YOUR HORIZONS AND DISCOVER THIS KILLER FUCKING BAND.
EVERYTHING WITH ROTH ON IT FUCKING ROCKS!
EXPAND YOUR HORIZONS AND DISCOVER THIS KILLER FUCKING BAND.
Don't even talk to me about Sammy Hagar.
Sammy Hagar is a cheesy dick.He can't sing for fuck compared to Diamond Dave.
Sammy Hagar is a cheesy dick.He can't sing for fuck compared to Diamond Dave.
by Rock & Roll ain't for pussies August 11, 2004
Get the van halen mug.First it must always appear in writing as capatilized, it is a name and we must show it respect. One of the best rock super star bands of all time. The Van Halen bros are gangstas. Listen to Van Halen cause it rocks and all other crappy ass pussy rock sucks, and Nicole is a slut, her music is crap.
Ex. 1 The was so awesomeness it was like Van Halen.
Ex. 2 Van Halen!!!!-it speaks for itself.
Ex. 3 Van Halen is gangsta music and maximus mellowness to the Jumpness.
Ex. 2 Van Halen!!!!-it speaks for itself.
Ex. 3 Van Halen is gangsta music and maximus mellowness to the Jumpness.
by The Bros October 11, 2004
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When they had David Lee Roth, the coolest jew ever, they kicked ass. Eddie van Halen is my favoritest (i know thats not a word) guitarist ever, and is right at the top with Malmsteen and Vai.
When they had David Lee Roth, the coolest jew ever, they kicked ass. Eddie van Halen is my favoritest (i know thats not a word) guitarist ever, and is right at the top with Malmsteen and Vai.
Eruption, contrary to what most non-guitarists believe, is not as amazing as some of his other stuff, anmely the opening riff on Hot For Teacher
by IMDan September 4, 2005
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"Hey, whats your favourite Van Halen Song?"
"Mines Right Now"
"are you serious, you like that pussy Sammy Haggar?"
"uhh wasnt he the only singer?"
"No you fucktard, David Lee Roth was in it before that pussy was, go listen to old VH albums like VH, VH2, Women and Children First, Diver Down, 1984 and you will see why Haggar is a pussy and why all the other vh albums suck!"
*comes back later*
"Hey dude. i fucking creamed my jeans when i heard Eruption and Runnin with the devil"
"see i told you, but that was too much information"
"Mines Right Now"
"are you serious, you like that pussy Sammy Haggar?"
"uhh wasnt he the only singer?"
"No you fucktard, David Lee Roth was in it before that pussy was, go listen to old VH albums like VH, VH2, Women and Children First, Diver Down, 1984 and you will see why Haggar is a pussy and why all the other vh albums suck!"
*comes back later*
"Hey dude. i fucking creamed my jeans when i heard Eruption and Runnin with the devil"
"see i told you, but that was too much information"
by Jon Broadway December 10, 2008
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