For white geeks who are in Kenya the first
time and they think it makes them "fit in"
if they put on a Hakuna matata t shirt and so
they won't get mugged by the Kenyans as they profess there are no worries - but are really scared inside waiting to get robbed!


Matt:Man i was in Kenya and i didn't get robbed!
How come?
Jack:I said the magic words to all I met-hakuna matata!
Jason meets some Kenyans and he's just from the forex bureau and says: hakuna matata.Hakuna matata as he runs away while they chase him for his money.
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The act of jizzing on a girl's face then smearing it across her forehead with your thumb.
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a problem free philospy~ no fucking problems
use it when you stoned off you ass! makes everything all good
by andie December 9, 2003
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When a guy cums on you and you put it on your hand and wipe his cum across his forehead and say "hakuna matata" as you do it. Just like they did in lion king.
I hakuna matataed tommy last night and it was hilarious!
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the words themselves mean nothing, they are arbitrary, because a problem free philosophy is not concerned with any kind of definition. the words fit well into both song and phrase and were thus brought into use by the Disney team with The Lion King.
hakuna matata could and can be found in the haites-ashebury, nirvana, enlightened thinking (from Buddhism, among other philosophies), and as a result of acid
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haha that means weed, roach, MJ, the green stuff green stuff is cool look at that hey what are you doing DON'T talk to me
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A popular insult used by French people to Americans roughly translated as "I will have my revenge against you".
American: "I'm gonna get you, Pepe le Bitch!"
Frenchman: "Hakuna Matata, bitches!"
by Steam Machine February 7, 2008
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