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haji mart

The one-stop-shops run by local national AAFES subcontractors in Iraq. They sell most everything that the PX doesn't, and are your number-one source for cheap local souvenirs and hajii vision DVDs.
Oh man, I forgot haji mart is closed on Fridays. Where will I buy my pirated DVDs and cheap perfume?
by joedirtbag April 25, 2008
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haji dance

Popping E pills... named after Haji Springer from the yay area rap game.
"I do the Haji dance, thats the E pill. Im coming down think I need a refill."
by Gimpzilla October 1, 2006
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Haji Mart

A convenience store and/or gas station owned by anyone of Middle Eastern or Indian ethnicity.
I'll be right back, I've got to run down to the Haji Mart and get some chips and soda and fill up the car.
by Turkey Trot December 28, 2010
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Haji Hugger

Someone, usually a person of rank, who cares more about the opinions of Iraqis or Afghans than they do about their own guys.
Fuck Cpt. Anderson. He's nothing but a Haji Hugger. He makes us take them ice and water out to their checkpoints then blames us any time something goes down.
by herrsquidward March 23, 2010
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Haji Cart

Haji cart (ha-gee.cart) n. Any of the many food carts that are found on the street corners of virtually any major city throughout the world. Haji carts are operated and sometimes owned by dirty 'hajis' and sell overpriced, unsanitary food e.g. hot dogs, shishkabobs, pretzels, etc. The only time Haji cart food is decent is when the food is Halal -in which case the food has to be held to the standards of their own kind.
I got food poisoning from the haji cart!
by njsp7022 February 27, 2015
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Reverse Haji Handshake

Verb. The act of masturbating with your left hand (even when right-handed) for the simple reason of keeping your right hand pure in the eyes of Allah.
Person 1 thinks: "Man, good thing I did the Reverse Haji Handshake earlier today or I might feel morally upset about shaking this Tribal Leader's hand."

Tribal Leader: "Durka Durka Akbar."
by seibmoz amabo August 4, 2010
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Sajie wajie hajie hog

Sajie wajie hajie hog is a retired greyhound and is adopted into my family and it the most adorable and gentle thing ever we like to call her sajie wajie hajie hog bit her real name is sage some nicknames we like to call her are sajie wajie hajie hog, sagie, sagie wagie Agie paigie and bu bu ❤️❤️ and is VERY camera shy
Me:herro sajie wajie hajie hog

Sagie: Bork bork
by Squatling7 July 13, 2019
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