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hairapist 

one who cuts hair for a living, and after many years of hearing it all, and providing advice, receives an honorary PHD in therapy.
Forget cosmetology, a cosmetologist, or barber......... a hairapist describes anyone who cuts hair and has heard it all, but also gives advice.
hairapist by Iam8thWonder November 24, 2009
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hairal hairalicious haikal hairline Harald Haiqal Hairul hairapy Haira Hairam

Hairajuana 

When you drop your weed on the floor and it's so sticky that it picks up any hair (pet hair, human hair, etc.) it came into contact with.
Damn, I just dropped that bud on the floor and it's got all kinds of hair on it now - hairajuana
Hairajuana by favro72 April 26, 2010
Handsome, loving, romantic! Caring so muchh. Kind-hearted. He has golden heart. So amazed!! Adoreee
He is so Hairil!
hairil by Pheony December 28, 2017

Hairball 

adj: Describing 1. a crazy situation. 2. unbelievable circumstances. 3. an odd series of events.

Also often accompanied by the adv., f**king. (i.e. f**king hairball)
1.) Man, I was driving on the highway last night and almost hydroplaned into the guardrail! It was f'ing hairball!

2.) I don't know what happened before I got to work, but Missy threw the coffee pot at the boss. It was hairball how she just nutted up.

3.) Dude did you read that hairball plan Johnson has for taking over the Asian market segment?
Hairball by Johnny Toxin December 31, 2007
A amazing person. Harald's are generally wise intelligent and extremely trustworthy, honest and caring people. They are also caring, eccentric, sexual people who are fun to chat with and make people smile.

Harald's were most likely bullied in school and built themselves a protective layer so they can't get hurt this can appear as a defensive layer.

Harald's are extremely mature people who act juvenile to give a sense of ease to others but will easily snap to a very protective person if you threaten them or a person they care about, Harald's generally are quite large individuals mostly found with broad shoulders and barrel chests.

Harald's are people who will stand up for others yet when fighting for themselves are extremely dangerous as there is nothing restraining them from making sure the other person/people aren't going to be getting back up cause to a harald there not winning the first fight there winning the second and third aswell

Harald's are very argumentative individuals who in most cases will always win, haralds also spend a lot of their life making decisions guided by there morality and often decide to not fight as they understand winning may not always be the best option.

As a side note harald's in most cases are growers not showers but have huge dicks and know how to use them, and make fantastic boyfriend's and lovers they also might not believe in themselves but they are definitely worthy of whatever they want.
He manages his team with great power and respect. He's such a Harald.
I wish I was dating him he is such a harald
This guy is huge. He is such a Harald.
Harald by Morucooooooo August 24, 2020

your hairline 

A retarded thing people say when they have no good joke
Person 1. Can you give a dollar .
Person 2. Your hairline