Levi Ackerman

Levi Ackerman is a 30 something year old man whose friends all died so he is forced to hang out with 17 year olds. He is sexually attracted to cleaning supplies and Erwin Smith. Maybe also Eren Yeager but that's illegal so he keeps it on the down low. He grew up in the hood so he a strong little birch. His eyebrows look like twigs but its cool.

"Hey did you see that 30 year old possible pedophile in the park hanging out with those young kids in the park?"
"Yeah why was he caressing a bottle of Windex?"
"Yeah I think his name was Levi Ackerman"

by allisonistrashh September 2, 2017

Mikasa Ackermann

Cute anime girl from Attack on Titan, best waifu of all time, any male who disagrees is homosexual

Mikasa Ackermann is my favorite character is Attack on Titan

by Master Armageddon February 3, 2019

Levi Ackerman

Hot ass dude that’s in his mid 30s with a sad pass.

Loves to clean and loves amazing No matter what he does.

Loves to beat the shit out of people (Expecally teens)

For some reason some people call him daddy. 🤢

OMG!!!! Have you seen blah blah blah of AOT?!?! Levi Ackerman is so hot in that one seen!

by OnlineAnimeFreak May 15, 2018

Packermaniacal

A hard core Green Bay Packers fan. A fan that is so psychologically obsessed with that team that they wear a big green and gold “G” on their sweatshirt wherever they go and at any time of the year. A fan that wears a Green Bay Packers Jersey to any and all sporting events including fishing. A Packers fan that can’t accept a loss or that the team might suck, so there is always an excuse for a loss, like time ran out or a bad referee call was made.

Look at that packermaniacal over there with the “Rodgers Jersey.” He thinks Lombardi’s still their coach. I went to the Mall of America today and saw 14 packermaniacals with their stupid big “G” sweatshirts, and it’s baseball season.

by Jamie Immanuel November 24, 2019

Hackran

The secret relationship between to people who sadly hate each other.

"Omg did you just see that hackran moment"
"Omg tea!"

by teatimewjess2andisha March 28, 2019

Kuchel Ackerman

Levi Ackerman's mother who died…

Person 1: Poor Levi, I heard he lost his mother as a kid
Person 2: I heard that too, I believe her name was Kuchel Ackerman…

by MasterTitan July 28, 2016

Johnathan Ackerman

A devoted Denver Broncos fan who is also a epic gamer.

The Johnathan Ackerman watched the broncos game and got the epic victory royals at the same time.

by The epic gamer69420 November 19, 2019