habbo hotel

habbo hotel is a game of both good....and bad...mostly bad
Good: it can be fun you know hanging out with ur real life friends on it while walking around looking like a god damn lego
Bad: WAAAAAAAAY TOO MANY STALKERS! I swear some 46 year old bitch comes up to you and hes like "hey baby whats ur asl?" and im like "fuck off man-whore" they wanna meet u in real life and if u meet them they all fat and crap then they drag u off to this damn alley and start rapeing you O_O its also a waste of money they suck you in and start scammin u out of your god damn money!

*while playing habbo hotel*
Some creepy 46yr old Bitch: Hey baby wanna cyber?
Me: OMG FUCK OFF YOU GOD DAMN WHORE!
Some creepy 46yr old Bitch: Yeah...i like it when girls play hard to get
Me: OMFG! FUCK OFF YOU FAG! *runs away from him*

by Courtneyzxk August 23, 2006

habbo hotel

Habbo Hotel is a virtual chat room for 11-18 yr olds. You can walk, talk, buy credits... Don't buy credits! 10p a credit! Also, the bobba filter is quite annoying, because it could ban you saying things like "Want to have a red rug?". It would come out as "Want to have a rebobba?". Also "password" becomes bobba, and www.freewebs.com/mypantsareblue would become something like "wwbobba.bobba.cbobba/mypantsareblue"! But I like Habbo Hotel, only I hate the bobba filter!

Habbo Words:
1. I am Michael Moorbobba in Habbo Hotel!
2. I need your bobba
3. This coffee is bobbalicious!

English translation:
1. I am Michael Moorcock in Habbo Hotel!
2. I need your password
3.This coffee is cyberlicious!

by HabsAMillion November 19, 2006

habbo hotel

website where you can go and create ur own character, and go around places. Basically an interactive chatroom which your "mates" may try to get you to go on. Its a place where sad little girls or boys go to try and make friends, and ... dare i say it ... a bf/gf. Only for sadacts who cant socialise, or if u have nothing to do and want to laugh at townies.

"Omg I met the lushest boy on habbo, pete, he so lush"

by Prick #1 January 6, 2005

habbo hotel

A shithole with a money slot.

If you're going to spend money on habbo hotel you might as well shove it up your ass instead.

by ipokebadgers August 21, 2005

habbo hotel

Habbo Hotel has finally made it to the next level of being worst than before they now changed the homepage site and habbos now are doing adoption and they are just pixels you have real moms and dads why would you want a mom thats just a habbo what the hell why would you want furni if you already got furni at your house!? Once when you have been adopted you will think its out of hand now and you will want to not have her as a mom cause she has no furni.

habbo baby says Will you be my mommy?
habbo mom says Sure

2weeks later:
habbo Baby says I dont want you to be my mommy!
habbo mom says Why please dont leave me!!
habbo baby says i dont want you cause you dont have a room with furni!.
habbo mom says ok but please dont leave me!!

See what happenes to habbo hotel

by Urban Dictionary July 19, 2006

habbo hotel

A Site that Ripps You off. A site that MODS dont even help you with crap!and also they filtered the word retarted cause they know the people who play it are retarted.

Ok you use the CALL FOR HELP cause a guy hacked or keylogged you. the only thing mods give you is report to scam busters why cant they help by coming to your room and ask question like do you know who this scammer is and also if they find out who he is why cant they bann him and get the stolen furni that yours to give it back to you.thats how they need to help people on habbo hotel.

by Urban Dictionary August 19, 2006

habbo hotel

A really shiity virtual hotel where you can spend money to buy fake furniture or join the elitist habbo club, which you HAVE to buy or no one will talk to you because your habbo won't be as good looking(Yeah..). Habbo hotel is the biggest money grabbing shit hole out there.

90% of its population are fat, stupid 14 year olds who are too ugly for myspace but want to act all scene. You will see them typing like this;

ii L0V3 H4BB0 H0T3L iiT'5 50 K00L

Steve: Hey, wanna go on habbo hotel?
Alex: Don't talk to me ever again..

by 5647357868 July 20, 2008