Guy Bestfriend

a guy who you are probably sexually active with. you trust him with your secrets and enjoys his company. you love him like a brother but fuck him like a husband. it may be confusing to other people but you and his relationship is crystal clear with one another. you guys probably fight and annoy each other every so often but you cannot go a day without talking to him.

me: i have a dick appointment tomorrow
Ashley: with who?
me: my guy bestfriend
Ashely: you guys are getting pretty serious you should go out with him
me: no ew! he pisses me the fuck off. hes like my brother

by Kitten_katty08 July 6, 2017

Good guy bad guy fallacy

A mistake in logic that people make where they lump all people into two cadagories good guys and bad guys. This mistake is made by police,military and other people who have not learned to think.
In fact there is no one who is all good or all bad.

He's making the good guy bad guy fallacy.

by Deep blue 2012 April 19, 2010

white-guy butt

The male genetic disposition for having a flat ass. An ass that has no POW! or lacks badunka dunk. Most commonly associated with male Caucasians, white-guy butt (or WGB) can also be found on other male members of all races.

White-guy butt is not to be confused with computer ass, which results from a lack of activity associated with hours and hours of daily computer usage.

Dude: Stupid white-guy butt, my pants keep falling down 'cause I got no ass!!!

Chicky: That's some serious no-ass WGB, yo.

by ralph2k August 21, 2006

Guy-Brand-Guy

The most basic and predictable version of the male species, identifiable by an omnipresent baseball cap, reluctance to consume any alcoholic beverage other than beer, and general lack of conversation. Usually spotted in herds.

Shortens to: GBG.

I went to the batting cage on Sunday, it was nothing but guy-brand-guys flexing their guns and eating hot dogs.

by rebstevenson May 26, 2009

Guy bestfriend

He will hug you every time he sees you and he always like to text and he’s the one who text you first and you can tell him anything and when y’all text he always have an idea an what to talk about

My guy bestfriend is amazing

by Natalee27 September 12, 2019

Guy Best friend

A guy best friend is Someone you always talk to and FaceTime all the time. He is someone who you tell everything to and tell him something as soon as it happens. Even if something happens you will Find your way back to each other and be besties again. A guy best friend is someone you can never stay mad at and will gets over being mad at him in like 5minutes.

Sean is Katie’s guy best friend.

by Badbitchhhhhhh April 5, 2020

Shy Guy Beach

The hardest track in Mario Kart Wii.

"these stupid crabs in Shy Guy Beach just put me in 12th place again!"

by ?mypseudonym? June 8, 2020