Gutting a Fish

To finger or have sex with a woman

Im gutting a fish tonight.

by Gordon J Ramsay July 14, 2019

Butt Gusting

A. When you laugh so hard you fart.

B. When a fart sounds extremely funny.

I had a good Butt Gusting laugh after I let out a squeaker.

by Jason Henderson Amare April 20, 2013

Forrest Gumping

the act of being overly nervous or socially awkward around a beautiful girl

"Dude, quit Forrest Gumping and go talk to her already"

or

"So what did you and that chick do last night after i left?"
"I started Forrest Gumping when she took her shirt off, so she left"

by GordoWithaG-spot April 28, 2013

gumping

Solitary past-time or activity of walking/jogging aimlessly in pursuit of one's destiny or future.

I don't feel like getting drunk again, I'm going gumping instead.

by 3mothers February 4, 2010

Gutting

A Scottish term to describe extreme disappointment, let-down or negative feeling.

'Ah tried tae do a jobby, but only farted. 'Ahm pure gutted.

I heard I've got Swine Flu, I'm totally gutted.

It's gutting to hear about your Xbox 360 breaking.

by Jingleboy14 October 21, 2009

Gumping

the act of two or more persons participating in a sexual act, involving a random bodily organs corpse. one person jumps on the flat corpse, whilst the other(s) subject themselves to the genital region of the corpse, whilst the bodily organs & fluids & blood splatter into their face.

a friend and I experienced a gumping session with a dear old relative

by bill boob August 12, 2006

Gumping

Feigning retardism with the purpose in mind to seduce a "special girl"

Anyone Fancy a trip to St Johns for a spot of Gumping?

by stringzzz May 16, 2008