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Guitard

Someone who must alway start a fight over getting to play the "Guitar" over the "Bass" when playing Guitar Hero, or Rock Band.

Also See Basstard
Joe: I am playing guitar, the bass is stupid so you can play it.

Mike: Quit being such a Guitard, We can switch every other song
by Gamewizard 546 September 21, 2009
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guitard

Someone who can't play guitar
Max: Hey do you like that band?
Jesse: Nah man their guitarist is a total guitard.
by Wavyhill52 November 24, 2013
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Guitard

1. A person who can play the guitar, regardless of skill level, with little to no knowledge of music theory.
"A guitard may be able to play a Gmaj7 chord, but not be able to recognize that it is a Gmaj7."

"Although Paul can play the guitar really well, he's such a guitard when I tell him to play a phrygian mode in Db. He clearly has no idea how."
by Samyool080 July 15, 2019
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Guitarded

The severe inability to learn to play a guitar.
Hey did you hear Tom bought a guitar? He took like 20 lessons and he still can't even play the thing. His instructor told him that he is profoundly Guitarded.
by Tom Drye June 3, 2009
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Guitarded

A middle-aged guy that injures his rotator cuff playing Guitar Hero for the kids.
Andy blew his rotator cuff playing Guitar Hero. He is Guitarded.
by Stuglyiiry June 26, 2007
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GUItard

Noun; (Plural) GUItards; Short for Graphical User Interface-retards. A derogatory term often used to describe Microsoft Certified Professionals for there dependence on the Microsoft wizard to configure all of the PC environments attributes.
Using Cisco SDM makes me feel like a GUItard.
by Tyler Betz March 31, 2008
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Guitard

Wow! That guy in the stair well is a total GUITARD! Did I just say guitard?
by John Roumanis May 16, 2006
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