Someone who must alway start a fight over getting to play the "Guitar" over the "Bass" when playing Guitar Hero, or Rock Band.
Also See Basstard
Also See Basstard
Joe: I am playing guitar, the bass is stupid so you can play it.
Mike: Quit being such a Guitard, We can switch every other song
Mike: Quit being such a Guitard, We can switch every other song
by Gamewizard 546 September 21, 2009
by Wavyhill52 November 24, 2013
1. A person who can play the guitar, regardless of skill level, with little to no knowledge of music theory.
"A guitard may be able to play a Gmaj7 chord, but not be able to recognize that it is a Gmaj7."
"Although Paul can play the guitar really well, he's such a guitard when I tell him to play a phrygian mode in Db. He clearly has no idea how."
"Although Paul can play the guitar really well, he's such a guitard when I tell him to play a phrygian mode in Db. He clearly has no idea how."
by Samyool080 July 15, 2019
Hey did you hear Tom bought a guitar? He took like 20 lessons and he still can't even play the thing. His instructor told him that he is profoundly Guitarded.
by Tom Drye June 03, 2009
by Stuglyiiry June 04, 2007
Noun; (Plural) GUItards; Short for Graphical User Interface-retards. A derogatory term often used to describe Microsoft Certified Professionals for there dependence on the Microsoft wizard to configure all of the PC environments attributes.
by Tyler Betz March 31, 2008
by John Roumanis May 05, 2006