Guillotine 2020

The Guillotine 2020 occurs in the event when you are with two thick, flexible, bad bitches who are down to fuck. To preform the Guillotine 2020 the bitches have to be on their backs on a elevated surface (eg.on a bed, table, couch, counter, desk). Next their legs have to be over their head "like a pretzel". Then in a swivelling motion thrust your pelvis and alternate which bitch to fuck each thrust. It's the ultimate move for a skilled indecisive man. The Guillotine 2020 got it's name from the famous youtubers/rappers Zias and B.Lou.

Eg.

Blou: I'm thinking about pulling the Guillotine 2020.
Zias: Ouu
B.Lou: They don't even know about the Guillotine 2020 do they.
Zias: Tell em' bout the Guillontine 2020 B.Lou
B.Lou: Shitttt first off....

by Bagsツ July 14, 2019

Cock Guillotine

Cock Guillotine refers to a female who often:

1 - Fucks with guys minds (mind games)
2 - Leads guys on, then does not follow through

A Cock Guillotine will often make you think that she wants to take your cock, but at the last minute, chops your cock off.

Guy1 - Dude, everybody hits on Alana

Guy2 - Not me, she's a cock guillotine, she'll chop my cock right off for her collection

Guy1 - True dat

by Highschoolsucksalmostlots January 14, 2010

Guillotine

A beautiful device used to behead tens of thousands of revolutionary scum during the French Revolution and the reign of daddy Maxamilien Robespierre.

Wow, it's so great how our benevolent leader Robespierre is so selflessly cleansing France of the filthy counterrevolutionaries with his guillotine so we can live in the Republic of Virtue!

by tired and angry February 26, 2018

guillotine

v. to hide a boner putting your penis in the natural/straight-up position. The penis log is well hidden and unnoticed, but the head exceeds the part where your belt fits...if someone lifts your shirt, they'll see your head saying hi

i had to guillotine my penis so my teacher didn't notice my boner when he asked me to pass up to the blackoboard...

by Puhercules May 8, 2010

FATAL FLYIN' GUILLOTINE

Secret technique used in both Shadowboxin' and Chessboxin' developed by The RZA

FATAL FLYIN' GUILLOTINE chop off you fuckin' head!

by Ignatius Strangelove December 6, 2007

Chinese Guillotine

This is when a woman is performing oral sex on a man, and right before ejaculation the male thrusts his penis as far down the woman's throat as possible. In reaction to this vile act the woman encloses her teeth on the penis and bites it off.

Dude, why are you crying?
Because last i got a chinese guillotine and I am in pain.

by Vp's Finest November 6, 2010

Guillotine

The act of squatting over one's anus and lowering your scrotum into the open orifice. Your partner then proceeds to clench their anus closed once the testicles are inserted. Thus, simulating the function of the well known, French guillotine. The anus is the "blade" and the semen is the "blood" after said "artificial execution".

"I was feeling a little historical last night, so I made my girlfriend give me the guillotine"

by Butt Funk May 3, 2009