by The Bang Fairy October 9, 2005

the living embodiment of yeastiness, it can yeast over everyone, the only one who can stop this madness is god himself, shrek
by shrek is our lord and saviour October 2, 2018

(1)To freeload, mooch, or borrow with little to no expectation of repayment.
(2) To fall back-assward into good fortune with little-to-no hard work
(2) To fall back-assward into good fortune with little-to-no hard work
(1)
Mark: Dude, how come Anthony never buys beers?
Jim: Because he's America's guest.
(2)
Mark: How did Anthony get a free meal from his boss? He's a totally slacker.
Jim: I'm pretty sure he whipped out his America's Guest Card.
Mark: Dude, how come Anthony never buys beers?
Jim: Because he's America's guest.
(2)
Mark: How did Anthony get a free meal from his boss? He's a totally slacker.
Jim: I'm pretty sure he whipped out his America's Guest Card.
by J. Carl December 10, 2008

When you are gettin a chick from behind who has long hair, grab the hair and thoroughly wipe off your dick after you've finished. Keep in mind guest towels are for decoration only so if you use it, dont expect another invite.
Your Roommate: Hey, whatever happened with that chick you brought home the other night?
You: Oh, she wont be back, I used the guest towel.
You: Oh, she wont be back, I used the guest towel.
by b-tox May 26, 2012

Friend: "oooh shit, what the hell was that in the can?"
You: "did you just find out who the secret guest is?"
You: "did you just find out who the secret guest is?"
by Tonyslick August 9, 2015

thicc booty sexy body dang heโs the man you want Heโs great in bed I would know He makes me drool
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by HOT sexy kid on your bus March 19, 2019

by Alcatraz619 August 25, 2019
