DUDE ONE: did you know that the sun is a deadly laser?
DUDE TWO: not anymore because we have a blanket
DUDE ONE: history of the entire world, i guess
DUDE TWO: not anymore because we have a blanket
DUDE ONE: history of the entire world, i guess
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knowledge under construction
all entries in the urban dictionary are guessedge until they make it into wikipedia, which is when they become 'knowledge'
guessedge is so much more exciting than knowledge because you're crossing into unknown territory in our thoughtmosphere
when your guessedge is believable, ordinary bullshit turns into professional bullshit and your crazy words and ideas make it into dictionaries and marketable products, thereby turning subjectivity into objectivity and bringing about new realities
all inventions, words and expressions started out as guessedge before they caught on and become acceptable knowledge e.g. 'e=mc2,' 'I think therefore I am', 'sliced bread', 'beer in a can'
guessedge is so much more exciting than knowledge because you're crossing into unknown territory in our thoughtmosphere
when your guessedge is believable, ordinary bullshit turns into professional bullshit and your crazy words and ideas make it into dictionaries and marketable products, thereby turning subjectivity into objectivity and bringing about new realities
all inventions, words and expressions started out as guessedge before they caught on and become acceptable knowledge e.g. 'e=mc2,' 'I think therefore I am', 'sliced bread', 'beer in a can'
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Guy 2: I heard the hiring is really slow-going right now in that department.
Guy 1: Really? Damn it! I better adjust my guesspectation to TWO months.
Guy 2: I heard the hiring is really slow-going right now in that department.
Guy 1: Really? Damn it! I better adjust my guesspectation to TWO months.
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Often used to win arguments or to seem smart to impress the girls.
Often used to win arguments or to seem smart to impress the girls.
Tina: "Will we hit traffic on the way there?"
Bob: "No way, it'll be a smooth ride."
*Stuck in traffic for hours*
Tina: "Bob's guy guessing got us again!"
Bob: "No way, it'll be a smooth ride."
*Stuck in traffic for hours*
Tina: "Bob's guy guessing got us again!"
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