guckithead

A person who acts in a way that is annoying and unlikeable; Jerk

Person 1: Steps on Person 2’s shoe

Person 2: “Hey!”

Person 1: “Get out of my way!”

Person 2: “Guckithead!”

by Lampblankettvforehead November 29, 2024

pooty gucker

Someone who lames up a gathering repeatedly by talking nonsense that only applies to themselves.

That dude is such a pooty gucker, he won’t shut up about his collection of “who gives a rats ass” for the 5th night in a row.

by SerpyDerp December 8, 2022

Rugged Guckert

Action performed during sex. The “jim” lies on his back and is mounted reverse cowgirl by his male/female partner. The “jim” initiates the guckert portion of the act by spitting mucus into the anus of the top mounted party while simultaneously urinating in/in the general direction of the top mounts mouth. The “jim” then begins swirling the mucus in a clockwise motion around the rim of the top mounts anus. The act concludes with the “jim” taking an invisible shit and asking for a cigarette. No one cums and the totality of all these acts are indeed rugged.

If your spitter and your piss bottle are one in the same than you are probably Jim guckert and likely have executed a rugged guckert

by Rugged jim guckert January 1, 2024

Da guckt der Maulwurf ausm Fenster

Ein deutsches Sprichwort aus dem Osten, was sich darauf bezieht, dass Maulwürfe blind sind und somit nicht aus dem Fenster gucken können, vor allem weil sie unter der Erde leben, der einen Ausdruck der Überraschung und Kontrollabgabe darstellt.

A: „Ich hab gestern schon wieder Zwölf Kippen geraucht!“

B: Da guckt der Maulwurf ausm Fenster

by Treebotboys2 July 25, 2025