by abominista March 4, 2011
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Although he felt dirty and nasty after the deed, Carl could not shed himself of his penchant for weekly sessions with the local gumstitute. He just loves a hot gummy.
by Eaton Holgoode December 9, 2016
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gabstract an artistic way of seeing things. A style of drawing, painting or dressing that is obviously different, like the Gabby girl...she loves to talk about about different ways of looking at things. A person who sees life in Kaleidoscope vision as apposed to Rose Colored glasses
Did you see that outfit that girl had on? ya, it was way gabstract...totally looked like something a gabby girl would wear. gabstract: OMG I never thought Dotties apartment would look like that...Those paintings and the curtains were so gabstract, like abstract on steroids
by Wr1teG1rl December 13, 2019
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Australian Gobstopper (i.e. The Intubator) The girl lies on her back on the bed, with her head hanging off the bed. The guy slides his cock into her mouth, deviating the trachea, and fingers her pussy which she sucks his dick.
Dude - she was upside down sucking my dick doing the Australian Gobstopper nonstop. I basically intubated her.
by Dr Sheezy August 21, 2021
Get the Australian Gobstopper mug.When one of your partially romantic affiliations decides to stay over and you don't know whether it would be more or less awkward to offer them the guest room.
K: We should probably go to bed now
M: (internal narrator: do i offer him the guest room? this SUCH a guest room moment!) My bed's this way...
(retelling the story to a friend later)
N: How was having K stay over?
M: Mate i should've known there would be a guest room moment.
M: (internal narrator: do i offer him the guest room? this SUCH a guest room moment!) My bed's this way...
(retelling the story to a friend later)
N: How was having K stay over?
M: Mate i should've known there would be a guest room moment.
by meli&nadz November 29, 2011
Get the Guest Room Moment mug.A bong placed at a relative or friend's house, so you can get high and be able to deal with their boring conversations and/or annoying children.
by GuyWhoDefinesThings December 23, 2011
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