An island that has fantastic beaches, great food and friendly natives. Fact: The island has over a million Japanese vacationers a year. Very significant considering the size of the island, which is approximately 212 sq miles. Guam is overrun by other nationalities because of unintelligent and noninclusive wording within US immigration laws, which do nothing for small islands. Fact: the natives hold less than half of the entire population. A place where a severe lack of foresight and planning by the USA has resulted in a welfare dependency for many islanders. Fact: Many public assistance programs available in the US, are available to locals as well. Guam is a small island where the shit crap America is known for around the world- is most evident. Case and point- The diet has changed significantly, since the arrival of the American high-fat/fast food diet. Much of hard working values instilled in their culture has disappeared in place of the "couch potato" culture of the US. Many of the natives no longer hold traditional lands, due to the land grab of the US Military during the post-WWII era. This has led to many impoverished natives who were forced to resort to land squatting or renting. The entire world calls America dumb, except for America itself. America calls Guam dumb. Guam, along with the entire world calls America dumb. Does anyone else see the irony of this?
USA: Guam? Is that the shit hole island that nobody likes and is full of lazy, fat, dumb idiots?
WORLD: Um...you fucken idiot America. Why did you just describe yourself? Please shut up, you substandard scoring, uneducated, imbred 13 colonies hick.
USA: Fuck you! I'm a big, bad, war machine! I'll kill you all!
RUSSIA: Try it, bitch... I still have all my cold war missiles.
CHINA: Try it, bitch... You already owe me billions. I got you by the balls with my kung fu grip.
Guam: Anyone want BBQ? It's delicious. America gave me a welfare check for taking all my land. Stupid America....
WORLD: Um...you fucken idiot America. Why did you just describe yourself? Please shut up, you substandard scoring, uneducated, imbred 13 colonies hick.
USA: Fuck you! I'm a big, bad, war machine! I'll kill you all!
RUSSIA: Try it, bitch... I still have all my cold war missiles.
CHINA: Try it, bitch... You already owe me billions. I got you by the balls with my kung fu grip.
Guam: Anyone want BBQ? It's delicious. America gave me a welfare check for taking all my land. Stupid America....
by anothrdumbmnlnder January 9, 2012
Get the Guammug. Guam is a beautiful island located in the South Pacific Ocean. With its beautiful sandy beaches and warm weather, it is known for its humble and welcoming people. Guam is a U.S. Territory alongside Puerto Rico. The people of Guam speak English just as Americans do in the United States. The island is not a Third World Country. People there are not suffering from lack of food, shelter or money. Guam is a well-developed island and if anyone visits Guam, they will learn how respectable and religious the people are there. They know what it means to be a Family and treat each other like it. They are very generous people and welcome all to their humble abodes. Guam is definitely "Where America's Day Begins".
Guam
by Liz S January 9, 2012
Get the Guammug. To ostrasize or exclude oneself. To move over into an area where nothing else is. To make oneself antisocial.
(Suppose a pillow is off on the other side of the room by no other pillows)
Person: Why is that pillow guamming? Can someone toss it over here?
Person: Why is that pillow guamming? Can someone toss it over here?
by brooke y. rachael October 4, 2006
Get the guammingmug. One of the best tropical islands to ever live on!
So let's take a look at one topic that occurred here on our Island of Guam;
A group of U.S. white males were invited to a fiesta, all having a good time. That group started flirting with a local married female, who her husband then attempted to protect her. The group then left, and returned later that day with their weapons drawn on those people. People who were not armed with weapons!!!! I have nothing against the United States, only to those involved when incidences such as this occur...
And you stated, "Where America's Nighmare Begins"?
Our homes here are built of concrete, that can withstand more than 200 per mile winds, how about yours? Guess what? when we get hit by a typhoon, hurricane is another word for it, if you don't know that, we have the NATURAL RESOURCES to get us by, like fresh water from rain and the rivers, wood from trees and the livestock we raise. How about you? Oh, I know how, you're going to have to break your precious dining table to use for firewood, right? And break your water pipes to get to that last drop of water, huh? Oh yes, I almost forgot! For food? hmmm, now, where in a city are you going to get food? Oooh, I know, you're going to have to break into the store and steal the food! That's right, huh?
So let's take a look at one topic that occurred here on our Island of Guam;
A group of U.S. white males were invited to a fiesta, all having a good time. That group started flirting with a local married female, who her husband then attempted to protect her. The group then left, and returned later that day with their weapons drawn on those people. People who were not armed with weapons!!!! I have nothing against the United States, only to those involved when incidences such as this occur...
And you stated, "Where America's Nighmare Begins"?
Our homes here are built of concrete, that can withstand more than 200 per mile winds, how about yours? Guess what? when we get hit by a typhoon, hurricane is another word for it, if you don't know that, we have the NATURAL RESOURCES to get us by, like fresh water from rain and the rivers, wood from trees and the livestock we raise. How about you? Oh, I know how, you're going to have to break your precious dining table to use for firewood, right? And break your water pipes to get to that last drop of water, huh? Oh yes, I almost forgot! For food? hmmm, now, where in a city are you going to get food? Oooh, I know, you're going to have to break into the store and steal the food! That's right, huh?
When we have a party here, we invite almost anyone to join us, how about you? From what I see over there, only certain groups are invited, right? like, maybe, if you are a middle class man, only middle class men are invited then, huh?
We have a culture here. maybe where you're from, not too many people are true friends to you because of how you perceive others to be. What you need is good discipline and education about the life of this World because the way you speak, seems to me that you weren't taught the good things in life....or maybe, you were taught, but you chose to be who you are.
So tell me, "O Highly Ignorant and Envious Beings" you call yourselves and claim to be "Top Seniority" to all Human Beings of this World!, What were you describing us "People from Guam" to be again?
There are other topics I would just love to add here, but I think this should hit the spot!
And last but not least, there are many GOOD PEOPLE every where in this World, and you're not a part of them!
Let's face it! Grow up!
We have a culture here. maybe where you're from, not too many people are true friends to you because of how you perceive others to be. What you need is good discipline and education about the life of this World because the way you speak, seems to me that you weren't taught the good things in life....or maybe, you were taught, but you chose to be who you are.
So tell me, "O Highly Ignorant and Envious Beings" you call yourselves and claim to be "Top Seniority" to all Human Beings of this World!, What were you describing us "People from Guam" to be again?
There are other topics I would just love to add here, but I think this should hit the spot!
And last but not least, there are many GOOD PEOPLE every where in this World, and you're not a part of them!
Let's face it! Grow up!
by Local Resident January 8, 2012
Get the GUAMmug. Charlie called me to pick him Up, but he's all the way out in Guam. I don't have the gas for that ride!
by Lauthegreat December 5, 2011
Get the Guammug. For you stateside fuckheads! Look in the mirror before you judge!
"Today, Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington (CREW) released its second annual report on the most corrupt members of Congress entitled Beyond DeLay: The 20 Most Corrupt Members of Congress (and five to watch). This encyclopedic report on corruption in the 109th Congress documents the egregious, unethical and possibly illegal activities of the most tainted members of Congress. CREW has compiled the members’ transgressions and analyzed them in light of federal laws and congressional rules.
CREW’s Most Corrupt Members of Congress:
Members of the Senate:
Conrad Burns (R-MT)
Bill Frist (R-TN)
Rick Santorum (R-PA)
Members of the House:
Alan Mollohan (D-WV)
Roy Blunt (R-MO)
Marilyn Musgrave (R-CO)
Ken Calvert (R-CA)
Richard Pombo (R-CA)
John Doolittle (R-CA)
Rick Renzi (R-AZ)
Tom Feeney (R-FL)
Pete Sessions (R-TX)
Katherine Harris (R-FL)
John Sweeney (R-NY)
William Jefferson (D-LA)
Charles Taylor (R-NC)
Jerry Lewis (R-CA)
Maxine Waters (D-CA)
Gary Miller (R-CA)
Curt Weldon (R-PA)
Five Members to Watch:
Chris Cannon (R-UT)
J.D. Hayworth (R-AZ)
Dennis Hastert (R-IL)
John Murtha (D-PA)
Don Sherwood (R-PA)
Corruption is everywhere! Even in your own damn home state! Geez, the ignorance nowadays! That's right, look up that word.
"Today, Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington (CREW) released its second annual report on the most corrupt members of Congress entitled Beyond DeLay: The 20 Most Corrupt Members of Congress (and five to watch). This encyclopedic report on corruption in the 109th Congress documents the egregious, unethical and possibly illegal activities of the most tainted members of Congress. CREW has compiled the members’ transgressions and analyzed them in light of federal laws and congressional rules.
CREW’s Most Corrupt Members of Congress:
Members of the Senate:
Conrad Burns (R-MT)
Bill Frist (R-TN)
Rick Santorum (R-PA)
Members of the House:
Alan Mollohan (D-WV)
Roy Blunt (R-MO)
Marilyn Musgrave (R-CO)
Ken Calvert (R-CA)
Richard Pombo (R-CA)
John Doolittle (R-CA)
Rick Renzi (R-AZ)
Tom Feeney (R-FL)
Pete Sessions (R-TX)
Katherine Harris (R-FL)
John Sweeney (R-NY)
William Jefferson (D-LA)
Charles Taylor (R-NC)
Jerry Lewis (R-CA)
Maxine Waters (D-CA)
Gary Miller (R-CA)
Curt Weldon (R-PA)
Five Members to Watch:
Chris Cannon (R-UT)
J.D. Hayworth (R-AZ)
Dennis Hastert (R-IL)
John Murtha (D-PA)
Don Sherwood (R-PA)
Corruption is everywhere! Even in your own damn home state! Geez, the ignorance nowadays! That's right, look up that word.
by dizzy21 January 10, 2012
Get the Guammug. Island in the Pacific that is a US Territory. Also the island that representative Hank Johnson of Georgia thought would capsize due to overpopulation.
Representative Hank Johnson during an Armed Services Committee meeting in 2014: "My fear is that the whole island (Guam) will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize."
by rESpeK My nAme. May 11, 2016
Get the Guammug.