sass grass

Yet another term for cannabis

Eyy bruh, pass the sass grass

by DaeBaeFay May 9, 2018

Grass

Magical green substance that commonly grows on dirt. When you touch it, it gives you bitches.

how about you go outside and touch some fucking Grass

by the_fucking_legend. May 12, 2022

Grasspost

Traditional African name given to person with a lesser build, somewhat ressembling a post

Person 1: Eyy mon, dids you see grasspost run that race today?
Person 2: yea mon

by Clam horder March 8, 2010

your ass is grass and I'm the mower

Approximates to: You just fucked up big time, and now you're answering to me! Originated in the military.

Commanding Officer: You tried drifting a Humvee till it went Tango Uniform and then blamed it on your bunkmate?! Your ass is grass, boy, and I'm the mower!

by anonymous January 29, 2005

Grasspen

A type of pen that grows up from the soil, typically around grass. Hence the name, Grasspen. If it feels threatened, it will turn into a penguin, and it will attack.

Oh gee, Mr. Figgy! Look at all of the Grasspi in the field over there! I think I might even see a Gel Grasspen!

by thespacebug November 5, 2014

Gaussy Gauss

Something that you love. It can be anything, as long as you love it.

Look at that little gaussy gauss. She is so cute!

That little gauss shit in the floor.

by Pops1973 January 18, 2023

touch grass

used when someone is doing something weird, stupid, or pointless. it means they need to come back to reality, they need to get some fresh air and get back in touch with how the real world works.

"been keeping track of my crush's snap score. she's most active on friday, least active on monday, most-"
"dude. you need to go touch grass. get a job or something damn"

"the word 'crazy' is inherently ableist and harms neurodivergent people"
"oh my god. please touch grass"

by lacrynx January 18, 2021