greasy grundle gamble

A sexual endeavor in which the woman applies lube to her grundle (aka gooch, taint). The penis is then rammed forcefully into the midpoint of her grundle (equidistant from the anus and vagina). The gamble that ensues is legendary, in which the penis slides into either the vagina or anus.
The greasy grundle gamble is irreversible; once fate has chosen a hole, you must stick with it for the remainder of the intercourse.

I took the greasy grundle gamble with Shelley last night; it was my first poopydick!

by salty ballz July 30, 2006

Grundle Grab

Where the victim gets grabbed by the gooch and is tipped forward while you pull their genitalia in an upwards motion (like a chainsaw).

Man, Ree Ree just did the grundle grab on me again! That's the fifth one this lunch time.

by Deedoid February 3, 2017

grundle assist

The act of pressing on ones taint, in an effort to aid in the movement of extremely large, and rock hard turds.

Went to take a shit today and started giving birth to a 4 day old brick that was as long as a 20oz can of red bull. Had pull out the grundle assist. That was the last time I ate a whole plate of Mac and Cheese from there.

by JimmyJongTidings January 22, 2018

grundle

The prime piece of real estate located conveniently between Scrotumburg and Anusville.

One of these days, I'm going to move to the grundle.

by DoctorFunkenstein August 31, 2004

grundle smack

When you are boning a girl, and your sack slaps against your grundle (also taint, gooch, or chode).

Dude, I was boning this girl last night, and her brother was awakened by the sound of my grundle smack.

by matt steve josh May 15, 2006

Grundle Surfing

When you're having sex with a girl and you pop out, but try to get back in without using your hands, resulting in sliding on her grundle continuously, or surfing.

Man, I was fucking her and slipped out, but I was too lazy to use my hands so I was just grundle surfing for a bit until I got it back in.

by JiffyPop69 October 8, 2010

grundle grease

An oily sebaceous substance secreted from peri-anal musk glands to lubricate the grundle and attract females.Turns rancid in a matter of days but is essential for fluid walking motion in that it reduces the friction between the butt cheeks.

I need a shower. My grundle grease has gone sour.

by wolfbait51 November 25, 2011