grundeledge 

Any combination of putrid,distasteful, messy,grimy, rotten, hairball,or offensive matter.

Dude, don't step in that grundeledge with those new boots!

grime
grease
vomit
garbage
slime

grundeledge by Janmeister February 16, 2010

Dis-Grundeled 

1. To be so pissed off and stressed about something as to force a strain or tear of the grundle.

2. To hit someone with such force (see: dial-tone)as to seperate the grundle from the rest or the sphinctal area.

1. When I found a wad of sticky singles in my girlfriend's panties it left me severely dis-grundled.

2. When Yackl outdraws me after going all-in with a Jack-Two offsuit it makes me want to dis-grundle him.

Dis-Grundeled by PeterGammonsLuvChild June 16, 2005