Capital city of the male groin. Once known as "The land of the free and the home of the balls," Scrotumberg is now widely accepted as one of the itchiest places on Earth. Famous residents include stickball legendBallsackJohnson and Greek-esque philosopher Testicles (pronounced tes-ti-kleez).
The streets of Scrotumberg were filled with protestors during the YeastUprising of 1991.
Similar to a teabag. Whenever you sneak up on someone while they are sleeping and stretch your sack over their face like an umbrella. Thus, the scrotumbrella.
Man, I snuck into Jeremy's room and gave him a scrotumbrella all over his mouth.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand