groundist

Someone who judges someone else based on the ground the walk on.

Person 1 "You are a prick because you are from america" Person 2 "Well you are a groundist"

by Gary Landerson November 2, 2008

Groundination

The state of being grounded

I will as soon as I get off of groundination

by Southern-Bell July 15, 2011

groundlog day

Taking a poop at the same time every day.

He poops every morning at 8 am like it's Groundlog Day.

by The Z Spot October 12, 2016

Groundlord

A person who rents land.

Groundlords make use of crony capitalism to be rich.

by Poikilos June 7, 2018

Groundnuts

A word used to describe a man's crushed testicles.

Also used as a more extreme replacement of "Balls" in shitty jokes.

Formed from "Ground"- which is the past tense conjugation for the verb Grind, and Nuts, the slang for testicles.

(Threatening) You're gonna get Groundnuts if you you touch my Spaghetti Sauce ever again.

(Sarcastic) My Groundnuts probably weigh more than those chocolates.

by BigNibba6969andUwU December 28, 2018

Groundstomp

The act of absolutely beating the shit out of someone by means of stomping them into the ground.

Keep talking shit and I'll groundstomp your ass.
Yo, did you hear about the fight yesterday? I heard he got groundstomped.

by pseudosimon2275 December 16, 2021

Grundlitis

The inflammation of the grundle.(The palce between the testicals and asshole)

"My gouch really itches, I think I might have grundlitis."

by Treble June 16, 2003