Sage Grouse

1. A name given to two species of grouse in which the male has spiky tail and olive-green air sacs, more like man boobs.

The males, the sage cocks, compete with each other by showing off their moobs, to the amazement of the female sage grouse. The females are picky about whose moobs are best, and usually only the fittest, most dominant male is successful.

2. Someone who thrusts their arms and moobs in a similar manner to a sage grouse, in hopes of attracting lots of women. It turns out to be ineffective compared to the birds.

1. "Yo check out this video on YouTube it's a bird with man boobs, the sage grouse!"

Female sage grouse: "Oh wow, look at his spiky tail and moobs, it's so hot!"

2. "Stop showing your moobs, you sage grouse! You won't get any girls!"

by FYLegend May 6, 2011

grouser

a complainer

You are such a grouser

by Sarah May 21, 2003

ruffled grouse

a bird-like, annoying girl that talks too much about her menstruation cycle in public.

I'm tired of hearing about that girl's period, she is such a ruffled grouse!

by Karl Eller February 10, 2010

jayz grouse

the best youtuber ever he is loud and proud

i love watching jayz grouse on youtube

by Waluigiboi February 7, 2019

grouse

A term to describe that something/someone is Teriffic, Good, Great!, It r0x.

I had a grouse day today.

by louis October 23, 2001

grouse

something really good, used instead of good

man, that party was grouse
(man, that party was really good)

by jenzo October 17, 2006

Groupeeish

When someone, groupee or non groupee (see groupee for definition), behaves typically like a groupee. Examples of this could be constantly hanging around with their girl friends ignoring everyone else completely, using phrases such as "banging" and "garant", is completely unreliable and finally constantly hangs down the beach looking "cool".

My best friend was being so groupeeish today

by Evs02 May 27, 2006