groufe 

Abbreviation for GROwing Up FEar.

When kids aged 12-15 are scared of growing up because they think that they won't be able to manage it on their own.

Not to be mistaken with yopefod which is about kids being scared of becoming druggies due to peer pressure.

My friend isn't planning his future that good. Either he's badly disorganised or he's got groufe.

groufe by Kamikaze Watermelon January 6, 2009

Groupert 

A collection (or group) of Ruperts.

You've heard of a flock of sheep and a herd of cows, but have you heard of a groupert of Ruperts?

Groupert by alex_s_28 May 25, 2019

grouse 

Word heard mostly in Australia's 2nd largest city, Melbourne meaning something wonderful, amazing.

"Kangaroos are grouse, mate!"

grouse by d3rt May 1, 2003

grofer 

Derived from 'growth'. To be permanently attached (mentally and spiritually) to someone you love whether you like it or not. One person only has one grofer.

I love you so much grofer. Thanks for bein my grofer, I couldn't live without you.

grofer by Nikoll October 3, 2006

Groufie

Groufie was trademarked by Huawei to mark a new smartphone that can take “panoramic selfies.” It stands for “group selfie” – aka a photo you take of yourself with other people. An alternative to the lonely “selfie”. Usually you can see a person's arm in the shot as the photo is most often taken with a front-facing smartphone camera.

1. I don’t want to be the loser missing from the group photo, so let’s take a groufie instead.
2. My friends and I snapped this groufie by the Eiffel Tower.

3. Besties surprised me on my birthday! Here’s a groufie of us with the cake.

Groufie by techfan July 22, 2014

groufit 

An all grey outfit, typically worn by someone who is miserable, has no fashion sense, or has given up on life and wants the world to know. Most commonly, groufits consist of grey, oversized baggy sweatshirts and sweatpants.

Jordan's wearing a groufit... I heard her boyfriend broke up with her and she failed her test last night.

groufit by cherryachance November 18, 2010

grufe

A thick, gray or white coating of hair that lies upon any private part belonging to an older man or woman.

Old Mammie Mel's grufe was hanging out of her taint like a silvery rope leading to a mysterious must.

grufe by Perineum-Pope March 5, 2015