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out googled

When in conversation an individual brandishes their smartphone to access Google to "correctly" answer any trivia question or to settle an argument. This can also take place in the workplace during a customer/associate interaction, when the customer accesses Google to quickly ascertain the answer to their product question.
Customer: Do you know the drought tolerance for this plant?
Sales Associate: Yes, it requires full sun, and once established----
Customer interrupting with smartphone in hand: ---oh, I see, and deep water once a week, for ten minutes while planting in a pumice and sand rich soil to promote drainage of the roots.
Sales Associate: Damn...I was just "out Googled" again!

Gina: Bill, how many ostrich eggs do you need for a standard 4 egg omelet?
Bill: Well, Gina, in my experience it usually takes----
Gina, interrupting Bill with smartphone in hand: ---oh Bill, here it is, on Google....one ostrich egg is equal to a three egg regular omelet. Thanks!
by GeoYota July 5, 2015
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Googledolia

A psychological phenomenon wherein an unremarkable feature or artifact in a Google Earth image is perceived as significant.
Guy #1: I just found the Loch Ness monster on Google Earth!
Guy #2: No that's just Googledolia, it's actually a boat.
by Avarcirwen September 7, 2009
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Groogle

A Groogle is when someone does a half arsed job of googling something.
Greg discovered the world is flat, he found it in an article from 2001 when he Groogled it.
by Old Morty August 30, 2017
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groogle

naughty or cheeky person, pet or child.
"oi groogle get your paws off my diner"
by Bazil Barringer January 10, 2008
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Googledoc

A person who repeatedly uses Google searches to diagnose illness. A Googledoc is often a medical wannabe who compulsively attempts to help others with their medical problems.
My friend, the local Googledoc, told me about a new treatment I should try for my eczema.
by ammorningstar April 21, 2009
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Googled

When a man ejaculates into both eyes of a woman/ sex partner and then uses his sperm to make a "G" on the side of the sex partners head causing the sex partners head appear to say "google: using the cheek bone, face and ear to finish the word
I googled that bitches face
by /shortys April 3, 2009
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groogle

the sexual noise that comes out of a groogler's mouth while giving oral pleasure.
by Tankie Fresh May 21, 2008
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