GoochiePoop

A ball of vaginal crust that collects between the vagina and the anus. Not to be confused with dingle berries or vaginal warts. Also known as the coolest thing since cream whip.

Dr. Simmons was douching Amy and her goochiepoop was way out of control.

After Deb through some D's on it she picked her clitoris clean of goochiepoop.

Susan:"Damn it Robert your being more annoying than goochiepoop right now!"

On initiation night The Pike House served the pledges goochiepoop slurpies.

by Cwoke Cwockers September 3, 2007

grooch

where you fuck something and take such an intense shit at the same time that you get a nose bleed

ye so like he saw this little fat porky pig and ran over and started grooching it brah it was so gay man shit and blood were like everywhere

by tristan is win September 1, 2009

Goochi

1. A "cutesy" way of referring to the gooch.

2. A name given to a pet (usually a cat) that has a sex-crazed owner who is in the closet about their sick and twisted sexual fantasies.

"Hey Mich3lo, Whas mean 'Goochi'?"

"Oh, nothing. I just thought it was a cute name for my cat." *drool*

by E Dawg September 27, 2004

Goochi Ahno

A celabratrory expression

"Sox hit a home run! Totally goochi ahno!"

by Kevie October 13, 2003

Goochie hole

The entire area encompassing the asshole and balls, particularly when exposed

At this party we got video evidence of this man with his legs spread in the air getting his goochie hole sprayed with champagne.

by Afrobeatsyourcheeks July 17, 2023

gooching

Where your penis goes around your gooch and into your asshole.

I caught Logan gooching with Dr.Kelly the other day.

by Jack Mehoff May 3, 2005

fauci grouchies

Experiencing side effects from the Covid vaccine.

I just got my second dose of the Fauci ouchie and now I have the Fauci grouchies.

by SammeStar April 14, 2021