crystal gripper

brain washed hippies who believe different types of crystals, usually high in cost, can fix different problems in life.

see also; coping mechanism

I spent $100 on a rock today so I can post blurry photos on Instagram to show how much of a crystal gripper I am.

by Rev. Kins March 7, 2014

Gripe

1) To whine or complain.

2) A problem with something/someone.

1) Will you quit griping about your test grade? You should have studied!

2) I have a legitimate gripe with that left-hander who always uses right-hnaded scissors.

by Diggity Monkeez February 18, 2005

anti-bird grille

A hypothetical device that could be installed over the front of jet engines to prevent the problems associated with birdstrikes. Although such a contraption is completely unfeasible for many reasons, the question as to why it isn't the status quo in aircraft design was asked on Yahoo! Answers no less than 849 times (approximate) during the first week after the Hudson River ditching of an A320. Pending 4chan inclusion, this concept has hereby been nominated as a meme.

Asker #125: Why don't they install anti-bird grilles on the front of jet engines?

Asker #338: Putting mesh on the front of jet engines would've prevented the Hudson River ditching. Why don't they do that?

Asker #416: Aircraft engineers are stupid for not putting some kind of screen on the front of engines to prevent birdstrikes.

Asker #590: Why don't they put grilles on the front of airliner engines to keep out birds?

Asker #642: Somebody set up us the screen on front of engine jet?

Asker #711: Why don't airliners have anti-bird grilles on the front of the engines?

Asker #834: All your mesh are belong to us?

Answerer #1: begins shrieking uncontrollably

Answerer #2: foaming at the mouth

Answerer #3: Relax guys. These inventors are simply too brilliant to search answers for anti-bird grilles.

by Gun Arvidssen January 19, 2009

Grilled Jesus

A grilled cheese sandwich that has been toasted in the image of Jesus

I can't eat that sandwich, I see the image of Jesus in it - it's a grilled Jesus

by fffrick January 20, 2011

Grillex

(n) Taken from the words Grill and Skrillex. A badass chef who is a dubstep enthusiast.

Guy 1: I love grilled food!
Guy 2: Did you ever try a meal at grillex?
Guy 1: No.

Grillex is such a badass, he can grill burgers while dropping the bass!

by addicktionary January 15, 2013

Grippers

Grippers, another word for feet, specifically a tense foot digging into the ground

“LMAO LOOK AT THE GRIPPERS”
“Put the dogs away!”
“Stop shaming my feet”

by MothMansHoe November 11, 2021

Gripevine

The means by which bad news travels through a company from one disgruntled employee to the next.

I heard through the gripevine that we're not getting bonuses this year.

by Gypsy Judy November 4, 2007