granny don't

To masterbate. Taken from the popular sketch comedy show Cheppelle's Show. The sketch refered to involved a man's Granny walking in on him masterbating in the bathroom.

Can be used as an exclamation to warn someone that you're spanking the monkey, or used as a verb.

Person 1: I'm hungry. I wonder what's in the kitchen...
Person 2: Granny don't!

Person 1: Where's Phillip?
Person 2: In the basement, probably having a "granny don't!"

by CaptainJonus May 14, 2006

Ginnet

It's a old irish mystical creature half traveller half Shetland pony. It only comes out every 30 full moons and it feeds on the souls of baby goats.

Ah boys, he's some ginnet!

by Jfkir December 18, 2014

ginnal

(Jamaican slang) (noun) A con man or trickster. (verb) to trick someone, usually out of money.

(noun) The man is a ginnal! He's selling cooking oil as home remedies!

(verb) Anyone who can ginnal a Jamaican must be very tricky!

by Sam Blob March 6, 2008

Ur granny tranny

Worse than Ur mom gay and Ur dad lesbian put together. Has been known to put people into permanent comas from which no one ever awakens.belived to transport unaware ni🅱🅱as to other dimensions where they do not return

Carl:"Ur granny tranny

Squiddly McSquiddles:*dies*

by Ur gay bled March 10, 2018

granny cheese

The pungeant yeasty paste that forms in the creases under the sagging breasts of post-menopausal women.

Old Lady Brown was out of yeast so she scraped a little of her granny cheese into her bread dough.

by Mr. Spuckey July 16, 2014

granny shit

The subgenre within the Beatles' repertoire of music created by Paul McCartney that causes the audio-visualization of embroideries, knitting, slippers, a fireplace, and an old woman listening to a record player. Songs by McCartney most known as "granny shit" include, but are not limited to: Fixing a Hole, Your Mother Should Know, and When I'm Sixty-Four.

Paul: Check out this song I just wrote. It's called Michelle.

John: Not this granny shit again, Paul. This better not become a thing.

by Alt_f420 June 17, 2020

Granny Norma

How to make yourself die inside

Granny Norma is something that you use to kill yourself So look it up on Google

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