On Grimp

used in a similar way to "on god". Used to try and provide trust to ones speech.

"got a dm from Rihanna the other day"
"shorty dm'd you? i dont believe u bro"
"on grimp bro! on grimp!"

by FrankWasTaken December 13, 2021

keep it grimey

Slang phrase meaning that someone tells the truth even it if means revealing some gruesome, vulgar, obscene or otherwise damaging information. Not to be confused with keepin it gangsta

Thug: Ayo, what ever happened to Raheed? wasn't he supposed to step on this brick and take it to poppi on 116th?
HeadG: Look blood between me and you, Raheed owed me money, and nobody liked his punk ass anyway so me and Niko popped him and dumped his body in the river ya dig?
Thug: Word, way to keep it grimey my nigga!

Chump: Hey baby, why ain't you returning my calls?
Girl: Look nigga you're broke, stupid and your style's whack plus your dick ain't circumsized, so stop callin me..
Onlooker: Hahaha oh shit, that chick's keepin it grimey!
Chump: Hey! Get back here HO!

Playa: Yo this might not be the best time to tell you this, but I'm fuckin Denise..
Chump: WHAT! I just bought her wedding ring, I'm gonna kill both of you!
Playa: Whoa whoa, don't be mad at me, I'm just keepin it grimey youngn..

by netstryke January 7, 2006

Punch a Grumpy

The act of taking a really mean dump.

I actually have left partys because I had to "Punch a Grumpy"

by Vegas March 23, 2003

Bust a Grumpy

The phrase "bust a grumpy" is used to refer to anything that is excreted through the anus, including both gas and feces. To properly bust a grumpy, one must abide by the following rules:
-Claim that he or she is going to "bust a grumpy"
-Excrete something (be it solid, liquid, or gas) from the anus.

Tom:"Dude, I'm gonna bust a grumpy!"
Walter:"Oh, no! Wait!"
Tom:*Farts*
Walter:"Oh, man! Everybody watch out, Tom's bustin' grumpies!"

by Losgunn February 4, 2008

Grumpy Troll

A sexual position between any combination of two people (male/female, male/male, female/female) in which the anus's of each participant are rubbed together. Often used as a last resort for sexual positions, the act can provide immensely pleasurable sensations for those with highly sensitive anal lips. This sexual position is not to be confused with the Spritely Elf.

Ken and Cory finally attempted the Grumpy Troll position after exhausting all other sexual avenues with each other.

by SadTroll July 19, 2012

grumpy old goat

Manager of a shop so grumpy, they end up screaming and spitting at old customers like a grumpy goat

Hes having one of his days again, spitting at customers, the grumpy old goat

by The Ryan Wright August 10, 2019

grimey

doin u wrong or dirty.. backstabbin..

damn.. ya nigga grimey for messin wit ya best friend!

by cookie January 4, 2005