Grimbling

To rub ones own excrement over the back of a horse before riding bareback for several hours then licking the beast clean. Always done whilst listening to a wide collection of indy and electro music (consisting almost entirely of unsigned and/or foreign bands), typically followed by a few hours of chronic moping/depression/masturbation in ones room.

As I opened the door an unpleasant stench rushed out on a gust of air. Inside the room sat only a dishevelled, underfed horse, its naked master and a stereo playing that hungarian album by Venetian Snares. I knew for sure that she had been the victim of a vicious grimbling.

by Yet One More Guy January 27, 2008

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Grimble shmeeding

When a powerful count requires you to snip the hairs from around his anus

“ I’m in good need of a grimble shmeeding tonight”

“I grimble shmed the f*ck out of him”

“Please bake me a nice grimble shmeed pie”

by Ne1hypinup May 28, 2023

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Grimble

A guy that is only hot when you are drunk.

That guy gave me shots, and I texted him the next day. But after seeing him sober, I realized he was such a grimble!

by Drimble September 18, 2010

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Grimble

A very small, insignificant amount.

This word originates from 'Scar' from 'The Lion King (1994)', as he uses it several times in his song 'Be Prepared'.

"But maybe they've a grimble of potential" - Scar, The Lion King (1994)

"You won't get a GRIMBLE without me!" - Scar, The Lion King (1994)

by Grimble of Potential December 09, 2021

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