Watching the Andy Griffith Show

A euphemism for jerking off.

What were you doing up in your room?
Watching the Andy Griffith Show...

by GerkinKing February 4, 2010

mackenzie griffith

Definately the hottest and sweetest girl to ever walk the earth!!!! Besides that shes got skillz fo'teal!

Dude Mackenzie is wearin a skirt today! Are you fo'teal?

by Pimp Balla January 1, 2005

Matthew Griffith

A Matthew Griffith is an individual who will sell out at any moment. Can happen at random at any moment unexpectedly.

Hey is John coming over? No he is going to pull a Matthew Griffith and not show up.

by #whereismatt? April 4, 2015

Colton Griffith

A guy who is broke and lame and refuses to come out of the closet. He lives in Roosevelt, NY. In his mother's basement. His phone number is 516-395-9558!

Wow Colton Griffith sure knows how to use some heels!

by hisboyfriend May 6, 2010

National don’t talk to Griffith day

April 27 is National don’t talk to Griffith day. Ignore all his texts, calls, snapchats, and if you see him in person don’t speak to him. If he speaks to you pretend you can not hear him.

Del- “hey Emma wanna FaceTime Griffith later?”
Emma- “NO, it is National don’t talk to Griffith day!”

by griffithanddel April 26, 2020

Jon Griffith

Science "teacher", track coach, athlete, very good at using projectors to display needed information, and loves Mountain Dew.

Jon Griffith sometimes has to lower his standards and drink mellow yellow when he is out of Mountian Dew.

by T.J. Coakley December 14, 2008

allen griffith

One who poses as another. An entrenched liberal infiltrating conservative groups. Brother of the famous John Griffith. Also donates to Democratic politicians and changes the subject to Husker football.

I though that guy was down with Ran Paul but he is a total Allen Griffith.

by Learning Community sucks October 15, 2017