Greenlander

Noun. A person viewed as soft and weak, fleshy and/or expendable. Someone who has become fat and lazy on the comforts of civilization. Someone unused to hardship and adventure.

Taken from GRRM's ASOIAF Ironborn culture. Nothing to do with the actual Greenland.

"Man, did you see those greenlanders, their asses were spilling out of their jeans."
"The greenlander can't go a single day without their comforts."

by Captain McHodor October 16, 2011

green lantern

When you drink copious amounts of draft beer for an entire evening. In the morning when you wake up you will blow green smoke out of your ass.

"ah man that beer gave me the worst green lanterns EVER.......listen listen...."

by grandma's attic June 11, 2006

Green Lantern

joint, straight weed. sbliff

hey lets meet for a green lantern

by eayy_l September 3, 2015

Green lantern

This movie is gay so I wouldn't watch it if I was you, message from kingmordog of canada

The green lantern is so fucking gay

by Fuckuintheass May 17, 2018

greenlatern

When your girl sucks your dick so hard you make a fist and cumm green

I love greenlatern

by DaMaaan May 16, 2018

green lantern

the only man on earth that has a ring that gives him power.

the joke is men when they are married they have no power and green lantern has power

by some kid took my name February 3, 2020

Green Lantern

When you and your partner fuck in the dark and you need a lantern, her pussy is filled with bugs and you eat her out, only to vomit green liquid

Bro, me and my girl did a Green lantern yesterday.

by penpenpenpen January 20, 2021