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Grasshole

A type of male (or female if her testosterone level is high enough) that pleasures in douchebaggery and being a dick. It is a pronoun for the word "asshole" that you can use in public without fear of an elderly woman overhearing you and going into cardiac arrest.

Though the word stems from the lesser known Bruchenian dialect, grassholes now exist in every crevice of society. Even celebrities and presidents are douchebags these days, and the term "grasshole" provides the larger public a politically correct way of calling someone a fucktard.
Kanye West: Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you and Imma let you finish, but Beyonce had the best music video of all time.

Taylor Swift: (stands on stage, shocked)

Audience at home: Day-um. Kanye is a grasshole!
by Eight Tea Overrated November 7, 2010
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grashielle

She is very kind. Good in math and science. She is a great friend and polite to everyone.
Jessy- Can you help me with a science homework?
Grashielle- Yes I will.
by Vanishka November 22, 2021
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Grashnuck

A person that is amazing at killing people.
Damn he too fine he a Grashnuck
by Grashbabe March 12, 2022
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The Horny Grasshoppers

The BEST band in existence, you can search the earth top to bottom and you will never find a band that AC as much as this one
gaylord: “hey did you catch that new song from the Horny Grasshoppers, Donkey Dong

Brahms: “yeah dude it had me ASS”
by cramphony July 15, 2021
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oh my gawshh

something to say when trying to say it in a mean and sarcastic way
Oh my gawshh did John really do that!
by oyoyoyo February 26, 2022
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Hungarian Grasshopper

A man gets into a position with legs folded back against his ass (feet and forelegs are perpendicular to each other). He then leans back putting his hands on the ground behind his back, similar to a bridge. The woman stands over him, expecting something tremendous, and, when she is least expecting it, the man springs off of his hands and legs, ramming his juicy cock into the woman's delicate pussy, causing her to juice in one fell blow.
When I was expecting something different, he leapt up and rammed his cock into my cooch, causing me to cum instantly, a Hungarian Grasshopper done perfectly.
by an ass monkey April 23, 2009
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grasshoppering

When you've freshly shaved your legs, and find yourself rubbing them across each other like a male grasshopper "playing his fiddle" for the rest of the day.
I finally bought a new razor yesterday, and have been surreptitiously grasshoppering at my desk today.
by MyWiddlePwny April 13, 2015
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