Grandma

Duhhh the woman who feeds u cookies and gives you smooches/kisses but she calls it smooching:) also the woman who is super smart and tells u things you should not know at ur age ;/

Grandma better be a woman

by Spritelife_savage June 7, 2020

Grandma

A response when the guilty party is unknown, or when the person responsible does not want to incriminate themselves.

Joe:Hey, who drank the last Pepsi Twist?
Mary:Grandma

by This Guy December 23, 2004

Grandma

Someone who is a slow reactor to things.

A slow driver-"Come on grandma".
A person who is slow in conversations then clicks on when it's finished-"Your too slow grandma we've just finished that conversation".
Someone who's slow to get things-"Hurry up grandma your taking to long".

by NGAWAI WIGGINS October 2, 2005

grandmaed

Verb: To do something that a grandmother would typically do.

I totally grandmaed out and sent that cat picture to EVERYONE!

by rossisdead December 9, 2011

That's the grandma

synonym for awesome

"Hey bro, Did you see 'The Nun' this weekend?"
"yea dude, That's the grandma."

by thewhaleoflife October 15, 2018

Grandma

Best person ever.
She...
Makes you cookies.
Gives you hugs and kisses.
Unconditional love even when she doesn’t understand.
Really humorous.
Good cooking.
Essentially a “Mom”, but squared. Haha, get it?
Doesn’t ramble when they don’t have to.

Tom: I’m going to grandma’s house this weekend!
Matt: Dude.. so lucky!

by weird eye the science guy March 3, 2019

Grandma

Used to describe an overly cautious teenage boy who spends a large majority of his time talking to others instead of doing what he is supposed to. Generally takes up a lot of time doing absolutely nothing.

Guy: Damn, Jackson is being really slow.
Girl: Yeah, he's such a Grandma.

by ~*! July 3, 2012