grimplets

Dimples in the skin of an obese buttocks. Similar to the outside of a golf ball. Mostly affiliated with overweight women in bikinis.

Whoa girl! You got some grimplets in that ass!

by sammyjit January 23, 2014

grumplemoose

Someone who's unreasonably grumpy and is acting like a moose

My girlfriend is being such a grumplemoose! moody

by grumpssssxxx March 6, 2017

Grumplestiltskin

A person who gets really mad when they are sleepy. They also generally look disheveled. They might bite or otherwise harm you if you approach them while sleeping.

Grumplestiltskin over here bit me because I sat next to her on the couch while she was asleep

by The scrog dog December 26, 2018

grimpledorf

A small shriveled up "bone-marrow baby" that is permanently in a fetal position. Usually with features of their body severely disfigured.

Holy shit that kid looks like grimpledorf!

by RedBullFartFlinger April 29, 2022

clam-grappler

1. a person who performs forcible oral sodomy upon a woman; a tongue-rapist; a clit-mangler.
2. a person who performs cunnilingus really badly. a cunt-klutz.
3. a person who grabs a woman by her labia; a lip-snatcher; a snatch-masher.
4. the evil nemesis of the twatwaffle.

Stay away from Manny, he is a clam-grappler. Poor Juanita's cho-cho will never be the same!

by Florben Borgsen January 31, 2009

Whip a grapple

To grab something or pick up something

Hey Steve, whip a grapple on that soda!

by Scuba35066 November 6, 2021

Arthritic Crab Grapple Hammer

A sexual act that involves the male adopting a naked 'Crab' like position by leaning backwards and standing on his legs and hands as the partner stimulates the penis using only the inside of their elbow.

Evee: Hey Hannah the inside of your elbow looks red raw did you have a reaction to something?

Hannah: Oh no, there friction burns i tried out the Arthritic Crab Grapple Hammer with Owen last night!

by Uberwang69 October 21, 2012