When a person faking like the reading a book or concentrating on something but really got they ears glued to you whole conversation. Then go tell everyone in their path you business, with they own twist.
Look at Ma over there acting like she doing a crossword puzzle. Knowing she listening to everything we saying. (Sh×t), I didn't even know she was sitting behind us.. ole ear gouging a$$. Can't wait to go tell somebody business.
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Benny goated himself in McDonalds on New Years Eve with his erstwhile companion Timothy. He then twatted an Iraqi
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She's out in the garden grouting.
She's out in the garden grouting.
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Holy Shit. E-ore hasn't seen a good looking bitch for so long, he's fanti-gotting about Pee Wee Herman.
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