Gout Gout

There is fast, there is faster, there is fastest and then there is Gout Gout. It’s a measure of speed like the blink of an eye.

When you make an order and you asked, how long will it take? and if they say Gout Gout, that means in the blink of an eye.

by Saraagi92105 December 7, 2024

gout

awesome, gnarly, rad, gucci, lit, bussin, cool, sigma, fire

Mark getting his own private cabin at the campout was so gout.

by springcreekag September 28, 2025

gout whore

A whore that hangs around Goon. Goon is known for having severe gout: so when whores are around Goon they are called gout whores

Look at all the gout whores in Muskegon!!

by BF Goon September 12, 2020

Gout

When 2 chimneys love each other very much, they have chimney babies. This makes it so that any person that cleans a chimney with a chimney baby will die in 7 days.

Person 1: How did you get gout?
Person 2: I was cleaning a chimney, and I got gout so now I have 7 days to live.

by Sans the Lucario July 6, 2018

Mouth Gout

When you leave a little bit of mayo or sauce on the corner of your mouth after eating, and it looks like remnants of sexual activity.

Did you see Steve at lunchtime, he had some Mouth Gout on the side of his face.

by nico-p November 14, 2018

Gout

"Get out"

Two guys in a conversation
Levi: *Tells a stupid joke* (like usually)
Adam: GOUT!

by Sujeev May 16, 2025

weiner gout

Gout of the penis making the member large and swollen. Every wife's whose husband has gouts dream.

Sandy to her boss: Fred had weiner gout all week it's been amazing!

by MarlinBohner June 9, 2018