A user of the programming language Go, created by Google. The brain behind the language basically describes Gophers as retarded children and I quote "They’re typically, fairly young, fresh out of school, probably learned Java, maybe learned C or C++, probably learned Python. They’re not capable of understanding a brilliant language but we want to use them to build good software. So, the language that we give them has to be easy for them to understand and easy to adopt."
by CrazyDev November 14, 2021
Get the Gopher mug.When a male or female squats over a sleeping partner’s forehead and commences to start gopher holing repeatedly until the juicy turd is extended out far enough to leave a small shit stamp on their partner’s forehead.
Only a true gopher holing master can accomplish this time treasured feat of intestinal strength.
Only a true gopher holing master can accomplish this time treasured feat of intestinal strength.
There will be no gopher dot tonight. I had Taco Bell earlier. Too loose.
I woke up this morning and the random I hooked up with had left with no goodbye but I shortly saw in the mirror that he had said goodbye with a gopher dot.
I woke up this morning and the random I hooked up with had left with no goodbye but I shortly saw in the mirror that he had said goodbye with a gopher dot.
by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020
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Failing to deliver a shit in the toilet.
The Shit keeps poking its little head out but crawls back up into its hole.
The Shit keeps poking its little head out but crawls back up into its hole.
I went to the bathroom, but I got Golden Gophered.
Spent 20 minutes on the can, but I was Golden Gophered.
Spent 20 minutes on the can, but I was Golden Gophered.
by DSeanK January 28, 2015
Get the Golden Gophered mug.Noah: dude...Tank...I had a triple gopher today
Tankersley: what with who?
Noah: breakfast was with Christian, lunch was Mary Claire and dinner was with Kendal!
Tank: high five me bro, that deserves a round of shots on me
Preston: that deserves a round of shots on me too
Tankersley: what with who?
Noah: breakfast was with Christian, lunch was Mary Claire and dinner was with Kendal!
Tank: high five me bro, that deserves a round of shots on me
Preston: that deserves a round of shots on me too
by LordSnowden June 20, 2019
Get the Triple gopher mug.a stomach that is so upset that it is just grinding and churning, wired and upset that you just might shit your self at any moment
by katdognow April 20, 2009
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You cannot imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice while polishing the one eyed gopher when you're doin' seventy-five in an eighteen-wheeler
by Ninety2iamsam June 20, 2006
Get the polishing the one eyed gopher mug.The action of the head of the penis going in and out of the uncircumcised foreskin. See also circumcision. (verb)
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