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gerkin' your gerkin

spankin the monkey
shootin puddy at the moon!!!!
chokin the chicken
getting your pole varnished
sometimes when i get board..............
gerkin' your gerkin by bob February 4, 2003
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gerkin' your gerkin

Dude, my mom walked in on me while I was buffin the ruby!
gerkin' your gerkin by Wayne January 2, 2004

gleb gorin 

A very sexy young man.
*girls* : Look at that guy :O :O hes soooo gleb gorin!!!! eee

gerkin' your gerkin

ew i went into the men's room and there was some old fucker jerkin' his gerkin
gerkin' your gerkin by Homer Phobic November 11, 2002
a small garden gnome-like creature that also serves as an immature fruit or human.
Look at elsey...shes acting like such a gurkin!
gurkin by weezyfbaby69 March 13, 2011
"Sir Gerkin! May we attack them with our pubicles, horrid smell, and acid jizz?"

"Yes you may, young private sack. Do these balls proud."
Gerkin by Fat Washington November 5, 2003