Godkin 

When you’re a kin of god or a goddess

Jared: hey I’m a godkinny
Triston: k

Godkin by Waylon234 March 23, 2021

gerkin' your gerkin

spankin the monkey
shootin puddy at the moon!!!!
chokin the chicken
getting your pole varnished

sometimes when i get board..............

gerkin' your gerkin by bob February 4, 2003

gerkin' your gerkin

Buffin the ruby

Dude, my mom walked in on me while I was buffin the ruby!

gerkin' your gerkin by Wayne January 2, 2004

gleb gorin 

A very sexy young man.

*girls* : Look at that guy :O :O hes soooo gleb gorin!!!! eee

gleb gorin by All the playboy playmates September 18, 2003

gerkin' your gerkin

Masterbaiting

ew i went into the men's room and there was some old fucker jerkin' his gerkin

gerkin' your gerkin by Homer Phobic November 11, 2002

gurkin 

a small garden gnome-like creature that also serves as an immature fruit or human.

Look at elsey...shes acting like such a gurkin!

gurkin by weezyfbaby69 March 13, 2011

Gerkin 

The commander of a great ballsack army.

"Sir Gerkin! May we attack them with our pubicles, horrid smell, and acid jizz?"

"Yes you may, young private sack. Do these balls proud."

Gerkin by Fat Washington November 5, 2003