Googlarchy

A Googlarchy is a form of (upcoming) government in which all political power is passed down to Google due to its exponentially increasing control and knowledge of how, what, where and when people consume information. It is contested that the Googlarchy is now in its "King Maker" position (through “Googlearchy”), steadily heading towards the final governance and dominance. Googlarchy has massive databases on its subjects which are more detailed and exhaustive than what any of the current governments have managed to build, populate and operate. The Googlarchy has the motto "Don't Be Evil", however, the motives and goals become apparent when one makes an effort to look away from the way it projects it self.

I would as well live under Monarchy than under Googlarchy.

by rxs March 1, 2011

gooblatic

gooblatic (goob-lah-tik): A kindhearted, rather oblivious goofball who on occasion, without warning or provocation, becomes batshit crazy. He’s still that kind-hearted “goob” but now inexplicably prone to fits of open weeping and wild mood changes between “happy/carefree goober” and “crushingly sad/psychotic goober. A gooblatic can sometimes be mistaken for a “princess” exhibiting stereo-typical, dramatic behavior; however a gooblatic requires much more gin to ease the symptoms.

“After getting “bad news” from his boyfriend, Oliver became a gooblatic, weeping openly and claiming he couldn’t breath."

by Uptown guy October 11, 2017

GOOMLASU

A popular accronym for "Get Out Of My Life, And Shut Up", perfect for any occasion where someone annoying is talking to you, or is just hanging around you.
Also, a line from 'Napolean Dynamite'.

Boss (talking loudly near an employee): Blah Blah Blah Blah
Employee (quietly to themself): ugh, just goomlasu!!

Girl 1: I heard Brad was calling you non-stop!
Girl 2: For real, I wish he would just goomlasu.

Uncle Rico: I wish you wouldn't look at me like that, Napoleon
Napoleon: I wish you'd get out of my life and SHUT UP.

by Billeigh January 24, 2008

Gooblachalky

Any residue or sticky substance.

I walked by that tree, and there is now gooblachalky all over my sleeve!

by E-Dot February 14, 2007

gooblack

A Dark Mexican or a dark wetback

JC is a gooblack, that boy needs to stay out of the sun.

by Jotney June 20, 2008

goolagong

(n.) A transexual female (born a male) that lures unsuspecting men into engaging in sexual acts until the flop is revealed.

I went home with a pack of goolagongs last night.

by badnight21 June 15, 2011

goozak

another word for "door," originating from the cartoon "wayside."

omg! i totally just slammed that goozak in yer face!

neither drunk, nor sober; you can never win a fight with a goozak.

if i dont close and lock my goozak, burglars could get in.

by cr4zyd3z April 16, 2011