Goozack

door Proper word for the slang term door

"I went through the goozack."
"the goozack is mine"
"door" *smacked down* "its goozack fool"
"GOOOOOOOOZACK"

by p00p April 27, 2004

Goozack

Root word: Gooz. "small fart" in Farsi/Persian. "Ack", as a suffix, is indicative of relatively small size.

I was waiting all afternoon to let this one loose, but in the end it was just a "goozack".

by Sasaanack October 6, 2006

goozack

"Door" is now a bad word. Please say "goozack" instead.

Please don't slam the goozack shut.

by MoonLinerMan March 14, 2025

gooback

People from the future who took your job!

The aging liberal hippie douche thinks these goo backs should be welcome in the present, but they took my job!

by Chrono72 April 28, 2004

gooback

It is a derogatory term used against people from the future. The term gooback came from the fact that when they travel thru the time portal a side affect causes them to be covered in goo, hence the term gooback.

I just want a double cheeseburger you fucking gooback!

Those goobacks took-our-jobs!

by Eric April 29, 2004

gooback

Person who arrived via time portal from the year 3045 to escape the harsh conditions of that era. A blend of all present-day races and speaks a language that is a mixture of English, Turkish, Chinese etc. Tends to work for extremely low wages, displacing hard-working present day Americans. Time-traveling had left them with goo on their backs. See also wetback.

("wentback" would have made sense without the need for goo.)

"That mother-fucking gooback took my $140K-a-year logistics job for 90 cents an hour!"

by AbnormalBoy May 11, 2004

goozak

another word for "door," originating from the cartoon "wayside."

omg! i totally just slammed that goozak in yer face!

neither drunk, nor sober; you can never win a fight with a goozak.

if i dont close and lock my goozak, burglars could get in.

by cr4zyd3z April 16, 2011