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A female who pretends to be independent but in reality is a form of a fart who also has a big ego.
Rina: I'm so cool!
Shane: Nah you're just a Goozak...
Rina: What does that mean?
Shane: You lol
Goozak by TheBabyYoda December 5, 2019
Related Words
goozak • gooakie • Goozack • Goonak • Goovaks • goobak • goodakal • Goofakis • goolakh • Gooza
An alpha male often described as a gigachad that everybody wants to be. A Goonak makes instant decisions that everybody wishes they had but couldn’t due to the lack of Goonakness. Also perceived as a god Goonak doesn’t care what other people think of him as he know he’s above everyone.
I wish I was a Goonak instead of being a beta bitch.
Goonak by AncientlyOne October 24, 2023

Goofakis 

He who resembles a real life version of Goofy. A complete fuck up in life.
The "Goofakis" didn't roll out of bed until 3 today.

The "Goofakis" is making some noodle soup.

The "Goofakis" is watching a disney movie.

The "Goofakis" smacked his stomach and said "Good morning Mr. Buchanan"

The "Goofakis" is ironing his clothes for an extremely fun night out on the town.
Goofakis by First Ave February 11, 2008
snowy: "hey neattkidd" neattkidd: "yes?" snowy: "GOOAKIE GOOAKIE GOOAKIE GOOAKIE GOOAKIE" *neat having vietnam flashbacks*
gooakie by Maxei May 27, 2021
door Proper word for the slang term door
"I went through the goozack."
"the goozack is mine"
"door" *smacked down* "its goozack fool"
"GOOOOOOOOZACK"
Goozack by p00p April 27, 2004

goozanbak 

A person who is farting alot and frequently , Comes from the word gooz in persian.
Omg man you are such a goozanbak! we will need to make an extra window at this rate.
goozanbak by Gedalya Hajajyan September 28, 2005
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
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