goose

A ram is a ram, a donkey is an ass, and a ram in the ass is a goose.

What is good for the ass squeezer is good for the ass squander.

by nick May 6, 2005

Goose

A unit in which to measure the amount of pressure applied to a lever or pedal

Easy Roberto, don’t give the old volkswagen too much goose!

by anonymous October 26, 2017

goosing

goosing is where your stood behind an unsuspecting victim, you curl your hand in between there legs and grab hold of there genitals.
mimicking the shape of a goose's neck....

last night i was pissed in the pub and my mate dilbert went over too mad dogs mum and gave her the goosing of a life time who was not impressed.

by L briggs September 25, 2006

Goosing

The act of placing your fingers so your hand forms a goose’s head and jabbing it into your victim’s anus

I had to Steve, Roger was asking for a good goosing.

by GooseMan123 August 17, 2018

Goosed

To be high or under the influence of marijuana.
Synonym for zooted, zoinked, high, etc.

Dude 1: How was the party last night?
Dude 2: I was straight goosed

by Bagelnose November 18, 2020

Gooses

A group of online fans, friends, and followers of a content creator/live streamer who is often called “Momma Goose” by viewers. Anyone in this group is often given a nickname by having “goose” added to their name/username; females are often referred to as “Goosie Gals.”

The Gooses are a very diverse group of people with the one thing all have in common is their love for Miss Red, their Momma Goose.

“Gooses! I am so glad you caught me live!”

Her Gooses never forget how loved and important they’re for they are reminded often.

by SkippedPaiges June 16, 2021

Goose

A term of endearment to a close buddy. Either when they are being silly, or when you are trying to get their attention.

Allie - Hey Goose!
Alicia - What?!
Allie - Look at that skoozey!

by twoanonymouses December 28, 2008