Gooner

Someone that acts like a fool.

Trevor is a gooner.

by zackd42 December 11, 2008

Gooner

A Scottish strongman or Scottish powerlifter

Woah dude look at that gooner over there he’s so fucking built

by Sainttaint September 11, 2023

Gooner

a total cunt

that gooner is a total cunt

by Seany L May 13, 2003

Gooner

turd

there is a gooner stuck in the dunny

by Anonymous October 20, 2003

Gooner

Cheating, French, Pretends to Play soccer

Wot a Gooner

by Icey September 25, 2003

Gooner

A person that poops on another persons chest

Oh man,last night i walked in on my mom getting goonered

by Zer0Enigma February 13, 2008

Gooner

Refers to female girls/woman who are strangely addicted to men who wear facial hair. (beards, mustache, fu-manchu, etc;). Most of which female gender girls/women are more often then not name Sabrina, Shelly, or Yvonne.

Someone who is extremely weird is known as a "Gooner"

Hey, that girl is a Gooner because she is obssesed with Brian Wilson's beard

by vfamousforlife July 01, 2011