goolap

The creamy surprise that comes out of a man's wonder wand.

Lay back down, sweetheart, so I can cover your chest with stringy goolap!

by HotdogThrower February 24, 2010

goolay

1) Robert Goolay (SNL)
2) orgasmically amazingly cool
3) jokes on you

1) "you win...you always do"
2) "last night was...ahhh GOOLAY!!"
3) "goolay!!! hahahah"

by connie lingus October 19, 2004

GoLagger

The term that is used to describe lag BEYOND bad lag. With this lag, forget playing a game, you can just play yell at the golagger! This lag can only come from everyone's favorite Trailer Living, Computer Crappy man...Guko!!!!

"Omfg, you GoLagger, stop lagging for once in your life."

"I got angry from the Golagger, so I just flooded the chat and his internet exploded for a few months :D"

by Guko October 20, 2003

goolog

it is a blue Russian cat it can also be a name

My cats name is Goolog

by bergerbear1 November 17, 2016

Goalage

When you can’t be bothered to explain football to a girl

“ How did that happen “ , “ It’s a goalage”

by T tull June 1, 2019

Goola

Unwanted information or objects

Dude! I don’t need to know your nasty-ass goola!

Gross get that goola away from me!

by ApolloSummers June 8, 2019

gooligan

Somebody who is exceptionally good at using google.com search engine. Rhymes with Hooligan

That gooligan guy digs up everything I ask for.

by voodoo March 1, 2005