The Drew Gooden

While having anal sex with a girl and it comes time to blow your load, you pull out your penis and shoot the girl in the back of the neck with your sperm. The result looking like the patch of hair Drew Gooden had on the back of his neck the 2006-2007 NBA Season.

I gave Charlene the Drew Gooden and she promptly broke up with me.

by The Juice 47 May 13, 2009

small penis goeken

a condition where the minute size of a person's penis adversely affects his behavior towards other people, particularly of the opposite sex. symptoms range from exhibiting overtly aggressive behavior to completely incoherent speech and the inability to control urination due to the miniscule dimensions of the said organ; usually all symptoms occur simultaneously.

after a cerebral hit of what eric thought was opium; which turned out to be sour dwarf milk, he started to act like a small penis goeken

by original prankster May 1, 2006

goopencracker

A person who licks windows, but isn't technically retarded.

Timmy, you are such a goopencracker.

by Mufasa Winkerbean August 8, 2008

gokken

An incorrect spelling of the Japanese word "gokkun".

'Gokken? Oh, you mean "gokkun"...'

by 1337 d00d July 12, 2005

gooseneck

You are all wrong. Gooseneck refers to the practice of a female giving a male oral pleasure, in the act of which her head bobs up and down in a manner similar to the neck of a goose as it walks. Closely related to head, dome, and other similar items.

Man, you see that girl over there with them DSLs? I'll bet she give HELLA gooseneck!

by Paul L-K (while blunted) March 22, 2005

goodentight

The German method of tightening bolts when you don't have specific torque specifications or a torque wrench.

"goodentight"

Make sure the lower intake manifold's bolts are goodentight!

Q: What are the torque specs on my rear sway bar?

A: Just make sure they are goodentight

by the german nut tightener September 9, 2009

Gooking Up

an alternative for Gooking

non-homo person 1: Shit was GL gooking up for the latest sac?
non-homo person 2: yeah wanker lied to us about not gooking up
non-homo person 1: fuck him, no lifed guy.

by GLGLGL22 August 18, 2008