Godzilla Feet

A foreigner in Japan who wears a shoe size that is much too large to find a shoe that fits them in Japan.

"What's the largest shoe size in Japan? in women's?"
"LL, which is about size 8."
"Oh, sorry. I wear size 10, so my Godzilla Feet won't work there."

by Lucy Dorphin October 7, 2011

speedy gonzalito

Person with a small penis who comes too fast (twice)

Pascal is such a Speedy Gonzalito!

by MaxFdr89 May 5, 2017

Gonzing

Denying to be productive at work but getting fully paid. Also one aspect of gonzing is actively refusing tasks from your supervisor although not being busy.

Marc is such a Gonzo. I see him gonzing all the time while his colleagues cover him up.

by Gonzinowski February 25, 2019

Godzilla Shit

When you take a large, stiff shit that causes you to make a screeching howl much like godzilla.

Someone in the stall next to me was taking a serious godzilla shit!

by gw376 December 17, 2012

Godzilla Alarm

Noun. An emergency that results in all people scrambling and running around in a frantic manner. Creating an over emphasized action in relation to an event

Mike likes to sound the Godzilla Alarm whenever a client calls and complains.

by DebraFS June 6, 2017

Alberto Gonzales

Sychophantic former White House counsel, later appointed by President Bush to be Attorney General of the United States. He is notable for being perhaps the country's only AG who has so completely and consistently disregarded the Constitution and Bill of Rights. Alberto Gonzales is infamous for stonewalling Congressional oversight and investigative meetings by repeatedly dodging pointed questions by saying "that's classified." His dismissal of concerns about illegal wiretapping and illegal extraordinary rendition makes him widely regarded as the worst AG in history.

A secret 2002 Justice Department memorandum cleared by Alberto Gonzales argued that laws prohibiting torture do "not apply to the president's detention and interrogation of enemy combatants", and that the pain caused by interrogation must include "injury such as death, organ failure, or serious impairment of body functions — in order to constitute torture." - Wikipedia

by el_che April 25, 2006

Club Godzilla

A Club Godzilla is a girl that shuts down the club when she walks in. Every guy knows her presence because of how beautiful she is. She’s referred to as Godzilla because she’s the baddest of them all!

Look at that club godzilla over there!
She’s a real club godzilla...

by Disconnected July 4, 2020