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n. the name of a large crocodile

v. (1) to "gomek" someone is to shout "GOMEK!" across a large space, implying that you and the intended reciever of the call share an inside joke. (2) To be "gomek'd" is to have failed or otherwise been beasted by some challenge, as if Gomek the crocodile had attacked you.
(1) Guy 1: "Gomek!"
Guy 2: "Gomek!"
Bystanders: ???

(2) "Dude, I was totally gomek'd on that test"
gomek by Farper September 15, 2006

Go commit punch iron golem 

Person: ur mom gay
Minecraft player: go commit punch iron golem
a person that doesnt know whats going on
somone that is always very confused
somone who is lost
"hey daniel whats the girls name you hooked up with yesterday?"
"i dont know bro, i forgot"
"daniel your such a golem"

Goleh Anar 

A poet of sorts, an ancestral immigrant, professor of dominance. A girl whose arms stretch the lengths of the cognitive hemispheres in search of knowledge and subtlety.
The word should only be uttered in elongated syllables resembling dead poets, a thick persian accent- coming soley from a man with an unmistakably deep voice. Goleh Anar.
Goleh Anar by smitty05 June 11, 2006

Doody Golem 

A doody golem is a man-like creature composed entirely of human feces. He or she is molded to look like a human.

Unlike normal golems, a doody golem is much harder to destroy requiring a high concentration of fiber to solidify the monster in its place before smashing it into pieces.
"Yankele, your doody golem is destroying our entire village!"

"And what would you have me do, destroy it?"

"That, and stop making living beings out of your own fecal matter!"
One who also lives in a Trailer Park in Wileville and has no brains and a low I.Q. Enjoys fondling small children. Very homely.
What a Goler.
goler by G.G. ALLIN December 18, 2003