Gönke

An old german expression meaning “amazing and wonderful”

“Wow, you’re such a Gönke!”
“I wish I could be a little more Gönke like you”
“You should always work hard to become Gönke”

by CucumberGirly September 6, 2021

Gonkin'

Walking around aimlessly, having no purpose. Much like the gonk droid from star wars

Grace has been gonkin' around the house all day, that girl is a weirdo.

by kingkyle27 April 3, 2020

gohna-herpa-syphll-aids

an STD that is picked up from the fatty layers of the gentials of very obese individuals. This STD can only be transmitted from a woman to a man. The woman will have no side effects, but the mans genitals will start to slowly rot away. Starting from the head of the penis, down the shaft, until it reaches the testicles, and will then proceed up through the body slowly decaying you whole body. The only treatment is amputation

A man from alabama went to a party one night and got really really drunk and ended up sleeping with a 450 pound woman the next week he got "gohna-herpa-syphll-aids" and then lost his penis, one testicle, and one leg. he is now has a prostetic leg and one fake testicle and no penis.

God bless him.

by bigmenifee October 14, 2009

Goinked

Basically getting fucked or getting cheesed on

Tyler: Did you hear what happened to stacy?

Tony: Oh yea that was me who goinked her

by Craze-rake January 11, 2020

Gonky doof

When you want to express your amazingness in verbal language in front of a girl by calling another guy this

OMG, you are such a gonky doof!

by DonkeySandwhich January 22, 2020

Gonked

V. The act of hitting someone and making them pass out.

Did you see how Tyler gonked Cody at the parking lot??

by Mliv July 4, 2020

Gonkers

Saying "Gonked" also works for this, it means to get drunk.

Luke: Man, Xavier got gonkers again
Brody: Goddammit
Xavier: Hehehe, gonked

by Drippy--Water June 14, 2022